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Guild Recruiting -- The Caytyves
The Caytyves are recruiting.
Our main purpose is to troll and gank. If you have any experience with these activities please contact ananzi in game.
We have no official meeting times, treasury, etc etc etc. We are lucky to figure out which way is up. But we will conquer the galaxy!
The Caytyves are an equal opportunity guild and do not discriminate on the basis of race, color, national or geographical origin, religion, gender, age, sexual orientation, disability, veteran status, class, or marital status.
Except for centaurs. We don't hire dirty centaurs.
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Our main purpose is to troll and gank. If you have any experience with these activities please contact ananzi in game.
We have no official meeting times, treasury, etc etc etc. We are lucky to figure out which way is up. But we will conquer the galaxy!
The Caytyves are an equal opportunity guild and do not discriminate on the basis of race, color, national or geographical origin, religion, gender, age, sexual orientation, disability, veteran status, class, or marital status.
Except for centaurs. We don't hire dirty centaurs.
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http://snltranscripts.jt.org/00/00tcentaur.phtml
Dear lord. I knew this day would come...
aha! just the guild for me!
"When he opened the Abyss, smoke rose from it like the smoke from a gigantic furnace. The sun and sky were darkened by the smoke from the Abyss."
"The Bible calls this day Armageddon"
"It's the end of the world as we know it..."
get the picture?
"The Bible calls this day Armageddon"
"It's the end of the world as we know it..."
get the picture?
we do need a guild to give all the honerable protection, military mucky-muck guilds something to do.
roflmao.
Ananzi: The Indomitable Troll.
Good guild name too.
Ananzi: The Indomitable Troll.
Good guild name too.
Sign me the hell up!
Death to nightlights!
Death to nightlights!
Since I've kicked out of my own Outfit, I should join this too. I happen to be quite adept at insulting and trolling ingame.
Darnation!
[EDIT] Okay, now I'm freaked out. Lecter's deleting all his posts, at least in this forum...
[EDIT] Okay, now I'm freaked out. Lecter's deleting all his posts, at least in this forum...
for the history books... caytyves failed first attempt at forming. typekilling people who refused to join was probably not the best idea in the world.
spurred on by supporters such as killer421 and others, a second attempt was made soon after. as the seconds ticked down on the ten minute window, fortune favored the guild, whose chat window was flooded with suggestions on who was actually online and could be invited, as the web pages 'who is online' list is completely wacko.
the second formation attempt succeeded, aided greatly by bribes, whose subequent payment was aided greatly by who? me? 1 million credit donation.
followed shortly by mutiny on the part of jan rhapsody and pilot 13, who were summarily promoted and demoted to leiutenants, in that they would not /invite ananzis alts to the guild; jan rhapsody because "the name was too gay" in violation of CY's founding principles; equal opportunity, non discrimination. fortunately a 300,000 payment to another leuitenant guaranteed those principles would be held as the alt Sunbeam Moonshadow was /invited in.
complicated by the fact ananzi didnt know any of the guild rules like '5 council members' or what the fuck a 'council member' means or how to create one.
2 or 3 short battles ensued, with vast armies arrayed against us (ok it was just zoras ock), but no match for our steel and fire. their ships becoming decorations on the ice crystals of b8. at least most of the time. not that 3 on 1 is exactly fair. but whatever!
after the bribes left the guild we had 5 council members. mutinous slander increased. ananzi begged another to join quickly that the guild might be saved. but the another was 'fighting serco' and delayed a minute or two. eventually he joined, followed within a few seconds as ananzi tried to figure out how to make someone a council member, the treacherous departure of pilot 13. leaving 4 council members, and destroying the guild. a learning experience.
spurred on by supporters such as killer421 and others, a second attempt was made soon after. as the seconds ticked down on the ten minute window, fortune favored the guild, whose chat window was flooded with suggestions on who was actually online and could be invited, as the web pages 'who is online' list is completely wacko.
the second formation attempt succeeded, aided greatly by bribes, whose subequent payment was aided greatly by who? me? 1 million credit donation.
followed shortly by mutiny on the part of jan rhapsody and pilot 13, who were summarily promoted and demoted to leiutenants, in that they would not /invite ananzis alts to the guild; jan rhapsody because "the name was too gay" in violation of CY's founding principles; equal opportunity, non discrimination. fortunately a 300,000 payment to another leuitenant guaranteed those principles would be held as the alt Sunbeam Moonshadow was /invited in.
complicated by the fact ananzi didnt know any of the guild rules like '5 council members' or what the fuck a 'council member' means or how to create one.
2 or 3 short battles ensued, with vast armies arrayed against us (ok it was just zoras ock), but no match for our steel and fire. their ships becoming decorations on the ice crystals of b8. at least most of the time. not that 3 on 1 is exactly fair. but whatever!
after the bribes left the guild we had 5 council members. mutinous slander increased. ananzi begged another to join quickly that the guild might be saved. but the another was 'fighting serco' and delayed a minute or two. eventually he joined, followed within a few seconds as ananzi tried to figure out how to make someone a council member, the treacherous departure of pilot 13. leaving 4 council members, and destroying the guild. a learning experience.
XDDDD
bastards! i finally found a place to fit in and they lost it for me!
council members have to be voted on by other council members.. the commander has no say in the matter.
Hehe... Score:
CY: 3
Zoras: 2
:P
CY: 3
Zoras: 2
:P
ROFLMAO
That's a classic write up Ananzi. You must do it again some time.
That's a classic write up Ananzi. You must do it again some time.