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New guild recruiting policy; the Caytyves

Jan 28, 2006 ananzi link
The Caytyves (CAYT or HBIC) announces a new recruiting policy. The 'do not recruit' list is being manufactured deep within the bowels of the Caytyves Laboratory and Research Science Center at Palm Springs, California.

A list of those who do not want Caytyves recruitment opportunities is being created so that they will not be offered the recruitment advertisements anymore.

Although it boggles the rational mind as to why some of these faith-based nutsos do not want to join the guild that supports and defends Freedom. I guess you people are just a bunch of cowards.

Cowards who dont want to be the first people to own a cap ship. Cowards who aren't interested in the monthly 5 million credit dividend bonus payment. Cowards who don't want a 500,000 credit life insurance policy. Cowards who aren't interested in 90 days same as cash on the purchase of various rare and hard to find vendetta items.

Cowards who are running away from themselves.

Anyways, of course, I pass no judgement. I'm not angry at you for not joining the greatest guild ever created in the history of computer games. I'm not disappointed. I dont think you are bad people. I'm not a judgemental person like that.

Just because someone has a small brain and a small winker doesn't mean they are 'lesser people'. Until again, I hope to see you 'special people' in the game. I will be glad to duel you, It's not a burden teachi-- I mean I really enjoy the time I wast.. i mean the time I spend watching your pathetic attempt to kil... I mean the time we spend locked in valiant skilled combat. You little people are really what make the game what it is. You're the heroes. You Get It.

Thanks for reading.
Jan 28, 2006 yodaofborg link
CLM since FOREVER sorry :P
Jan 28, 2006 icbm1987 link
[Itan] Forever.

(the voice in my head says that's funny... I don't understand why)
Jan 30, 2006 jexkerome link
500k life insurance policy? Sweet!

I go to B-8, die, collect 500k.

I go to B-8, die, collect 500k.

I go to B-8, die, collect 500k!

Sign me up!
Jan 30, 2006 Norseman link
Yay finally a way to get loads of money without trading, just get yourself boomed, and cash in 500k.

ROFL

CLM Forever :D