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Helix's Hypothesis Regarding Pseudo-Natural Domestication of the Serco and Itani Races

Mar 15, 2006 Dihelical Synthesis link
I would theorize that with already-occurring selective thinning of their respective populace, it should be possible, given the right nudge here and there, to in essence 'domesticate' the Serco and the portion of the Itani race that call themselves the 'Akanese.'

Consider the following:
With each generation of Serco, the most aggressive ones go off to attack the Itani, and their number are substantially thinned by encounters with the Akanese. If this behavior is encouraged, aggressiveness, being a hereditary trait, may begin to die out after the third or fourth generation from now. Meanwhile, the Akanese are limited in number, and frequently lose substantial numbers of their society in their attacks on the Serco. If balanced correctly, over time, both societies may deplete their supply of aggressive members, and the UIT may be able to form them (with the help of some political influence in the Serco ruling body) into a more controllable society, advanced well beyond the level their society's current embryonic state.

<P.S. DISCLAIMER: No, I am not being serious>
Mar 15, 2006 jexkerome link
Why do you think we UIT like to egg them on in every one of them silly smack-talk threads?
Mar 15, 2006 LeberMac link
If we just cloned more Borbs and had them go into Akanese and Serco council chambers with bombs strapped to their chests, that would be an effective way of trimming the herd as well...
Mar 15, 2006 softy2 link
what if the Akanese and aggressive Serco met...and mated instead?

Next theory please.
Mar 15, 2006 MSKanaka link
LeberMac » If we just cloned more Borbs and had them go into Akanese and Serco council chambers with bombs strapped to their chests, that would be an effective way of trimming the herd as well...

Haha. That might work, but I think the Akanese are wise to people that look like Borb now...

softy2 » what if the Akanese and aggressive Serco met...and mated instead?

Next theory please.


I think we'd end up with a hyper-aggressive sub-species that hated itself, resulting in the subsequent extinction of the subspecies as well as perhaps the Serco and Akanese. Bad idea.
Mar 15, 2006 moldyman link
heh, funny
Mar 16, 2006 Cunjo link
Someone's been reading a bit too much Niven...
Mar 16, 2006 Borb II link
I donno blowing my self up kinda hurt's, I'm all for just killing one another off in the normal shooty shooty ways.
Mar 16, 2006 softy2 link
MSKanaka says : I think the Akanese are wise to people that look like Borb now...

I doubt it.
Mar 16, 2006 Eternal Sun link
With every loss... we gain more followers...
Mar 17, 2006 jexkerome link
Yeah, the moronic kind of follower who thinks it's OK to blow himself up if he takes a Serco with him.
Mar 17, 2006 Eternal Sun link
Kinda like the followers of Osama Bin Laden. This is the new Jihad! ALALALALALAA
Mar 17, 2006 Dr. Lecter link
Hrm. So, Akanese are sorta like self-cooking/tenderizing meals?
Mar 17, 2006 jexkerome link
Aye, now if only we could also get them to deliver themselves to your doorstep, you'd be set, Lecter.

Once, of course, you finish your Itani Vacation (TM).