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King CrazySpence's Crazy house of bargains!
In Stock: law guns - 11 LIMITED STOCK DUE TO NEW AUTO
DESTRUCT SYSTEMS INSTALLED IN
POLICEING VESSALS
Hive Fast Charge - 2
Newbie Stock: Neut3 - 4
AGT - 2
Gauss - 1
Are you a newb? Are you bored to death of collectors and nation space but every time you warp into edras, helios, latos or ukari you are instantly blasted to bits by some dastardly devil?!
*goofy commericialized music begins*
Well then you need King CrazySpence's Crazy House of bargains!
Do you have access to ships like the IBG and SVG but your levels only allow you lousy ion cannons and light batteries?!
No Problem!
I get shipments of weapons every day and I can meet your personal needs of defense in Grey space!
I can get all the weapons the Pros use and now....So can you!
Sunflares, Nuet3's, Gatling cannons, Fast charge, Heavy Batteries. all your newb Dreams come true!
Need an extra kick? I Also sell lawguns!
Regular weapons go for regular price + 2k
Lawguns go for 9k each
Come on down to King CrazySpence's Crazy House of Bargains
IT'S CRAZY!!
**disclaimer: House of Bargains is for the single pilot and is geared mostly towards newbs. King CrazySpence only deals in small shipments of upto 20 units. For bulk orders of greater quantities see firsm
DESTRUCT SYSTEMS INSTALLED IN
POLICEING VESSALS
Hive Fast Charge - 2
Newbie Stock: Neut3 - 4
AGT - 2
Gauss - 1
Are you a newb? Are you bored to death of collectors and nation space but every time you warp into edras, helios, latos or ukari you are instantly blasted to bits by some dastardly devil?!
*goofy commericialized music begins*
Well then you need King CrazySpence's Crazy House of bargains!
Do you have access to ships like the IBG and SVG but your levels only allow you lousy ion cannons and light batteries?!
No Problem!
I get shipments of weapons every day and I can meet your personal needs of defense in Grey space!
I can get all the weapons the Pros use and now....So can you!
Sunflares, Nuet3's, Gatling cannons, Fast charge, Heavy Batteries. all your newb Dreams come true!
Need an extra kick? I Also sell lawguns!
Regular weapons go for regular price + 2k
Lawguns go for 9k each
Come on down to King CrazySpence's Crazy House of Bargains
IT'S CRAZY!!
**disclaimer: House of Bargains is for the single pilot and is geared mostly towards newbs. King CrazySpence only deals in small shipments of upto 20 units. For bulk orders of greater quantities see firsm
"he made my day!"
satisfied customer:)
satisfied customer:)
Copycat! Get out! Out! Shoo!
-Calder, (owner of Calder's weapon's shop)
-Calder, (owner of Calder's weapon's shop)
Hey, competition is the sign of a healthy market!
Long live consumer sovereignty!
Long live consumer sovereignty!
Exactly and with King CrazySpence's Crazy House of Bargains you'll agree that he is completely craz when it comes to pricing his merchandise compared to the other vendors!
CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY!
CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY!
CrazySpence, what YOU need is a poster, that's right, a POSTER describing your awesome shoppe!
I will make a suitable poster for you for say... 2 Lawguns?
/me opens up LeberMac's Ad Shoppe
I will make a suitable poster for you for say... 2 Lawguns?
/me opens up LeberMac's Ad Shoppe
an ad would look awesome and also be hilarious in my VO wiki, you come up wit something cheesy like my shpeal and i'll deliever the law guns!
Something hilarious like the U.S communist propaganda ads from the 1950's!
IN danger? You need law guns! *show corvus ship black and white stripped under the force of the lawgun*
Something hilarious like the U.S communist propaganda ads from the 1950's!
IN danger? You need law guns! *show corvus ship black and white stripped under the force of the lawgun*
LMAO yer on, spence!
Have you noticed you are losing money this way? Exploding in a bus/wraith takes 3-4 times until you get the weapon you want, so it should be at least 3-4 times the price. :)
I dont explode anything to get my items, suicide is just not the answer!
As far as losing money goes, i had like 50k before my first customer and now i have like 400 after only 2 customers!
Like I said, I deal in small shipments not huge so I'm technically not after your business of large volume just a small niche of try and buyers.
and just so everyone knows *crazy commerical music begins*
Even due to the now incredibly reduced drop rate of even law guns as of yesterday I will still be keeping the same low low pirce of 9k per law gun! It's so Crazy you'll need to stop taking your medication before you'll even be able to believe it!!!
As far as losing money goes, i had like 50k before my first customer and now i have like 400 after only 2 customers!
Like I said, I deal in small shipments not huge so I'm technically not after your business of large volume just a small niche of try and buyers.
and just so everyone knows *crazy commerical music begins*
Even due to the now incredibly reduced drop rate of even law guns as of yesterday I will still be keeping the same low low pirce of 9k per law gun! It's so Crazy you'll need to stop taking your medication before you'll even be able to believe it!!!
He,
I never thought you were after my business.
Anyway, I made 10mill already, but now - since the drop rate is ridiculously low - I can't restock anymore. :)
Well, I still sell lawguns for like 11k, but if somebody buys a mothload, I will - of course - sell it cheaper than that. :)
I never thought you were after my business.
Anyway, I made 10mill already, but now - since the drop rate is ridiculously low - I can't restock anymore. :)
Well, I still sell lawguns for like 11k, but if somebody buys a mothload, I will - of course - sell it cheaper than that. :)
how much are we talkin about firsm?
I'll beat your price, crazy, 5k per lawgun, but with a limited delivery area. Free if you're a newb.
How much do ya got and how much we talkin?