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This will be a standard ladder-style tourney, with one crucial difference from every other one.

Itan's hosting it.

And it's all in one day. Pick one of those as your crucial difference, for I lie not!

Not sure if we'll pull some money from the Itan bank for this or not. Probably like 5 mil or something will go to the placers.

[Place holder for time info]

I bet it will be too late for me :D
Come on, hype it up!

This event will change your life for ever!!!*

*and if not you can feel free to grief smittens and call him really mean names on 100 such as but not limited to, sucky suckerer of suckyness, backrollerer of much backwardsness, and blue person of many short southern comings.

heh "backrollerer of much backwardsness" i'm going to have to use that out of context in real life sometime.

Actually, I think the best Smittens-related quote was jexkerome's Simpsons parody, but this one from last night's relay logs was pretty good too:

[19:39] <vo> [100] <GooBall> lol i just pwnt my commander in a duel
[19:39] <vo> [100] <Smittens> LIES AND SLANDER
[19:40] <vo> [100] <LeberMac> Gooball is upholding the Rule #3 of [ITAN]: Annoy Smittens whenever possible.

I note two things: Smittens's comment sounds a LOT like something Jan would say. Also, I was under the impression that Leber's "Rule #3" was the ONLY rule in the [Itan] rulebook. Seems to be the only thing that everyone in that guild does, from an outside standpoint. ;)

There were some other funny quotes of the night that didn't have anything to do with Smittens, but I think this one stood out.

By the way, putting up a "placeholder" for a thread in the beginning before there's anything to discuss is rather bad form and opens up a forum for these kind of comments... just a tip...

No, that's actually Rule #3.

The first two are:
#1: No pirating.
#2: Don't be a dick.

Speaking as LT of [ITAN], I think this will be an outstanding event in which I will ultimately be declared the winner.

Oh. I guess the "no pirating" rule came about after IrishDrunk?

Well apparently we had to set it down in "rule" form after that. Heh. Too bad, he's a fun drunk.

Well, regarding rule #2, then...

What's the punishment at the moment for breaking that one?

I can see where yer goin with this one and I choose to plead the 5th.

> #2: Don't be a dick.

What if one is naturally a dick and can't help it?

Then you can't be in ITAN. Proof: Me.

hmmm interesting ...

Och , If theres going to be a big fight somewhere count me in ....

cheers

Ecka the hopelessly innacurate.....

Smitty! You nimrod! When are we doing this?

LUCKILY Geno took over your duties of setting up a time. Edited first post for more info