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CLM Announces the Trader Traitor network!

Oct 27, 2006 tumblemonster link
ATTENTION ALL TRADERS!

Here's your chance to succumb to your sissy nature and make money doing it!

HOW YOU SAY!?

It's easy: If you see another trader flying about, report it to CLM via channel 256. Any reports leading the the piracy and/or death of the reported trader will net the traitor 20,000 credits!

It's easy! It's fast! Let you be you! Join the CLM Trader Traitor network today! Make the Galaxy a better place!
Oct 27, 2006 Norseman link
so.. CLM will pay me 20k, everytime i boom a trader now ? sweet!
Oct 27, 2006 Norseman link
opps, you guys allready owe me 20
Oct 28, 2006 tumblemonster link
No no no, if you tell US where a trader is, and we get him, THEN you get paid.
Oct 28, 2006 Surbius link
Lazy Pie Rat Network is what it is.
Oct 28, 2006 jexkerome link
Man, but these pirates are getting lamer by the picosecond.
Oct 28, 2006 tumblemonster link
Jex just knows her "friends" will be lining up to get her killed :D
Oct 30, 2006 Whytee link
so, I can tell you when I go to Sedina and get 20.000 if one of you boom me. Nice:)
Might even make a living of this, how much is an EC-89?

-Hortan
Oct 30, 2006 Renegade xxRIPxx link
pfff 20k ain't even worth the trouble... no if it had been 100k then maybe...

... I would start up a traitor network in which everyone snitches on everyone and the pirates go broke paying us 100k for booming our small ec 89 :D
Oct 30, 2006 tumblemonster link
As if we're that easy to manipulate...
Oct 30, 2006 Renegade xxRIPxx link
no you aren't that easy to manipulate

/me pulls tumbles strings behind the scenes :D
Oct 30, 2006 tumblemonster link
Stop it! I don't want to eat any more berries! STOOOOOOOP! SCISSORS!
Oct 30, 2006 Renegade xxRIPxx link
yes yes i'll stop the scissors

pulls some more strings
Oct 30, 2006 icbm1987 link
when did jex become female?
Oct 30, 2006 Dr. Lecter link
There was a half-junked Sex-Change-O-Matic bot in the garbage moth... Jex was passed out next to it... Terrible accident.

That's why Miharu can't dispose of personal robotics without a permit anymore. Amnesty Intergalactic cracked down on.
Oct 31, 2006 jexkerome link
The doctors tell me they can fix me back!

I just need teh cash.

Spare some change for an unwilling trans in distress?
Oct 31, 2006 Demonen link
You're insane. All of you.