I just found a few funny ones :D

For example, I've beaten mr spuck twice...and he's beaten me 7 times o.0 I've dueled three-oh-1 11 times , and won every one. I've beaten thuraiz, Obsidian, and silentsuicide twice each, and lost to ecka 5 times out of 7 (Heh, that's recent. Reverent's and rags fall prey to mega postions)

Any other funny ones?

... Pardon?

I'm missing the funneh of you above example, sorry.

I'm also not quite sure what's so funny about that, but here's one that could be funny:

I've duelled mr_spuck 102 times, won 88 and lost 14 of those duels.

I don't get it either.

I did beat up this guy though.

Yeah, but I totally PWNED PickAxe Pete!

It would be funny if BG had lost to me, tho...