More proof that the Vipers are the bestest, most killingest guild ever! I have here listed from deep inside Viper sources, the Viperses confidential! Kill STATS! The Vipers would never brag about how many freaking pirates they'd killed, they are aloof and uninterested in counting. But for you, here it is!



MORE PROOF that the Vipers are the GREATEST POSSIBLE COMBINATION OF AWESOMENESS EVER! They're soo good they just don't even know how much!

-VIPER FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS-

Q. Why are there only 20 Vipers?
A. Because they like to keep 19 in reserve!!

Q. Why do Vipers always fly a Rev C?
A. They would fly a Bus (because that's all they'd need to kill pirates with ease) but they get terrible gas mileage, and Vipers are very environmentally minded.

Q. I think I met a Viper once, and was impressed with his monk like calmness and zen and he had rock hard abs and a great ass.
A. Yes you were.

Q. How many Vipers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Vipers have TGFT slaves to do that work for them.

Q. If a Pirate explodes in space and no one is there to see it, does it still make a sound?
A. Logical fallacy: If a pirate explodes in space, a Viper is always responsible, ergo, yes.

Q. I want to become a Viper, how do I join?
A. Sorry but you're probably not nearly good enough. You have to be hatched a Viper. Vipers are killing pirates before they can walk, or even crawl, or even flop around on their bellies. A Viper baby can wipe out an entire armada of pirate slime with a single flick of their rattle.

Q. Oh, I knew I was unworthy, but I never knew how much...
A. yeah.

LOL. Sembei with -7 kills.

lmao, someone has too much time on their hands. Funny post, made me laugh.

A. Yes you were.
LOL, nice.

ROFL

lovely. as i am not in the list i prolly have -1e100 pks. actually that might come pretty close to the truth...

/maso

/me waves at maso

I think I met a Viper once, but I'd vaporized him before any guild tag info popped onto the screen, so I can't say for sure.

rofl. I made the list when I'm not even capable of logging in. The other guys should have left me in the dust by now. (and you forgot to fix my faction). Still hilarious, don't get me wrong.

Vipers can kill pirates even when they're sleeping or if they are eating fish sticks and drinking beer and eating pudding. If a Viper wants you to die all he needs is a stray thought to sneak out into the universe and you asplode like a bug hitting the windshield of the galaxy.

Vipers are the windshield of the galaxy.

Damn....

*makes note to kidnap one of these 'windshields'

for umm experimental use only you understand :P

/me pops in...

Did I hear someone say kidnapping for experimental use?!:D

Who let them monkeys out of there cage? MYSTY!! I knew you did it!

Correction: now there are 20 Vipers.

STRAT MADE IT TO 2000 PIRATE KILLS TONIGHT! GO STRAT!

STRAT ROCKS! STRAT ROOO OOOOOCKS! STRAT STRAT STRAT ROOOOOO OOOOOOOOOCKSS!!!

GO STRAT!

COWER IN FEAR PIRATES!

GO STRAT!

Shit, I knew I missed being a Viper. Didn't know how much till now...

Yall pirates just make it the best job in VO.

Since your post 4 hours ago, I seem to have made it past 3000, fan. That has to be some sort of record.

Oh BY GOSH 3000 NOW GO STRAT THATS THE FASTEREST KILLING IVE EVER SEEN!

NO WONDER YOU'RE THE TOPEST VIPER EVER!!