I'm am looking for a ship designer to create a ship to my specialized needs.

This ship can carry cargo, maneuver like a Vulture, armed the the teeth and, most importantly, massive turret based weapons to allow for targeted removable of pro-suers with intense resolve.

I intend to take over grey space for the guilds who make it their home. The Corvus Government is run by self-serving bureaucratic fools, and must be removed. CLM/SyN will run grey, and we will crush anything in our way to do it.

good evening! *ahem*

*walks in to board room and unrolls a scroll over a stand*

Perhaps you would be interested in one of my past designs. Clearly it presents itself as one of the most awesome ships thought up. And my detailed design of the ship is flawless. Here I present to you, the Juggernaut! Feast your eyes on the ship of your dreams...I think the decision is clear, just write the check out to me.

Yep. That should do the trick. How soon can you have it ready ?

I'm not sure which of the preceding posts is funniest.

wat?

Why not a fleet?

lol Mecha... I remember that plugin... that I never finished. I'll try and get around to that at some point... >.>

Mecha, I'll take over 9000 of those ships please.

Flawless, Mecha... except for one thing:
There's no "genka" phallus attached to your ship. Maybe he could draw you one.

Nice pick slime, where'd ya get it?