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Don't call it a comeback...

Jul 16, 2008 LeberMac link
This one is for tumble:

(To the tune of LL Cool J's "Mama Said Knock You Out")

C'mon man...

[Corvus Network News Report]

And with the local CNN news, tumblemonster with a triumphant comeback...
but tonite...

[tumble]

Don't call it a comeback, I been here for years
Killin my peers and puttin n00bs in fear
Lettin' traders know that they're gonna die real... SOON
Listen to the 'Moths go BOOM
Explosions, overpowerin
Over the Vipers, I'm towerin
Wreckin shop, when I drop these mines that'll make you call the cops
Don't you dare stare, you betta move
Heh - betta say yer prayers...
Laughin' at the punks that're gonna get get sliced and diced
TGFT's payin the price!

[Chorus:]

I'm gonna knock you out (HUUUH!!!)
Mystic said knock you out (HUUUH!!!)
I'm gonna knock you out (HUUUH!!!)
Yoda said knock you out (HUUUH!!!)
[REPEAT]

Don't u call this a regular scam
Put yer credits in my hand
Or I'm gonna take this UIT station by storm
And I'm just gettin warm
Just so you know it's folly, to escape me in a bus
Watch me crush this snake like a skull
Cuz u know Vipers are a myth
Why do u mess with me, the maniac psycho
And when I pull out my rails get ready cuz they might go
BLAAAAW, how ya like me now?
The guides will not allow
U to get miffed, herewith, dont riff
Just listen to my verbal gift!
I'm blastin, outlastin
I kinda like graft, so u could say I'm graftin
Leeb's tequila filled my mind
And I came up with a funky rhyme

[Chorus]

[tumble]

Trader-down!!! (Yeah)

Was convoy poppin' when I heard you on 100 - Oh!
Hunh... I just don't know...
What made you forget that I'm betta than y'all?
Now you've got a new brawl
I'm goin insane, startin the hurricane, releasin pain
Lettin you know that you can't feign, I'm your bane
And now yer gonna be slain

Rippin, killin
Burnin and shootin a hole in
Red, Blue and Gold

[Chorus]

Sunflare blasts are heard
When I rip and kill, at WILL
The man of the hour, pilot of power, I'll devour
I'm gonna smack you up and give ya the pimp hand
cause I'm not your average man,
and I don't give a shit if I'm banned
DAAAAAM!!!!! Oooooohh!!
Listen to the way I slaaaaay, your guild
Damage (UHH) damage (UHH) damage (UHH) damage
Destruction, terror, and mayhem
Pass me a Viper so suckas I'll slay him

Pirates!
(What!!!)
Pirates!
(What!!!)
I'm ready!
(We're ready!!!)
I think I'm gonna stick around (beatit clowns!!)
Don't u neva, eva, pull my lever
Cuz you'll explode
And my rails are real cheap to load
Gotta thank my squad
Cuz together we've got the strength to rock
HARD!!

knock you out, Mystic said knock you out

[Chorus]

:)
Jul 16, 2008 MSKanaka link
Don't quit your day job, Leber...
Jul 16, 2008 Shadoen link
Cool :D
Jul 16, 2008 tumblemonster link
KICKASS!
Jul 17, 2008 MysticRogue link
*applauds

Cool as hell Leebs :)
Jul 17, 2008 yodaofborg link
Hmm, an immediate question springs to mind. "are you on drugs?"
Jul 17, 2008 Whytee link
Maybe too much TehKilla? Very neat
Jul 17, 2008 Dr. Lecter link
This calls into question the possibility of Leber having a day job.
Jul 17, 2008 Capt.Waffles link
Just cracks me up that Leber would listen to LL Cool J. :P
Jul 19, 2008 tramshed link
Let's go on tour.
Jul 20, 2008 Dark Knight link