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That works Break19.... look at Al Bundy:)
Actually Mecha, its the response of a woman. pirate or not, no woman can resist going to buy shoes..
Exactly break19, if im shopping and the shoe fits, I buy it.... doesnt make me a trader, it makes me...a shoe buyer...I aint buying them to resell :D
Exactly break19, if im shopping and the shoe fits, I buy it.... doesnt make me a trader, it makes me...a shoe buyer...I aint buying them to resell :D
How can anyone complain that it's hard to make a living just straight pirating?
Do you get to make tens of millions of credits at one fell swoop?
Sometimes (thanks, JS!), but no, not often. But a living--all the ships, weapons, ammo, and powercells you need to survive, kill, and haul yer loot? Easy.
Do you get to make tens of millions of credits at one fell swoop?
Sometimes (thanks, JS!), but no, not often. But a living--all the ships, weapons, ammo, and powercells you need to survive, kill, and haul yer loot? Easy.
i do, and i even waste buckets of cash
Stop buying booze for Leber then.
It's good to buy booze for LeberMac. Keeps me on my toes.
And - remember kids - Defeat the Trader Menace!
Join [CLM] today!
And - remember kids - Defeat the Trader Menace!
Join [CLM] today!
Actually, please buy liquor for me. Please?
I'm out of booze money. Plus I'm SoR...
I made another one, but... it's not really nice. Definitely NSFW.
Only click on the link if you are brave and not easily offended by crude language.
http://tinyurl.com/6734xz
(Rickroll-Free.)
Only click on the link if you are brave and not easily offended by crude language.
http://tinyurl.com/6734xz
(Rickroll-Free.)
Nice to see the CLM PR department has a clear idea of what their message is...
OK, Well, I had this one done last week, but I never posted it.
I'm out of [CLM] now, so I suppose this last song/lyric thing will be my last contribution to Pirate Propaganda for a while,
Enjoy:
"Trader Got Moth"
to the tune of "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot
[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Mystic, look at that 'moth.
It is so BIG. *scoff* It looks like,
one of those trader guys' ships.
But, you know, who understands those traders? *scoff*
They only pilot them, because,
they hold more ore than a Serco prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, that 'moth, is just so... big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
OUT there, I mean - gross. Look!
It's just so ... fat!
...
I like big 'moths and I cannot lie
You other pirates can't deny
That when a 'moth warps in and you wanna give chase
Get all that cargo in your face
You get sprung! Wanna get real tough
'Cause you notice that 'moth was stuffed
Deep space cargo she's not sharing,
I'm hooked and I can't stop flaring!
Oh maaaybe - I wanna get with ye
And take your shipmen'
My guildmates tried to warn me
But those mines you got makes killin' ya thorny!
Ooh, let's go, pirate friends,
You wanna send traders to their end?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause I ain't an average guildie!
I've seen them glancin'
To hell with financin'
They're no threat, we're set,
Just pop 'em and we're outta debt,
I'm tired o' my high ping,
lettin traders blow by with their bling,
Take the average pirate and ask him that
Those 'moths gotta pack much back
So, pirates! (Yeah!) Pirates! (Yeah!)
Are your guildies shootin' the 'moth? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to break it! (Break it!) and take it! (Take it!)
Break that trader moth!
Trader Got Moth!
(Sedina face with luxgoods booty)
Trader Got Moth!
I like 'em heavy, and big
And when I'm flyin my rig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like a vandal
Now here's my scandal...
I wanna follow you home
And uh! Double-up, Uh! Uh!
I ain't talkin' bout killjoy
'Cause superlube parts are made for toys!
Make them exploding debris,
So let's make that debris double
LeberMac's in trouble
Tryin'to make traders into rubble
So I'm watchin' traders go,
Stupid traders goin' real slow,
You can save the hellos,
I'll keep shootin these traders to and fro.
A word to the thick ship sistas, I wanna get with ya
I'll prob'ly shoot and hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *kill*
Till the break of dawn
Pirates got it goin' on
A lot of traders won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the danger on!
So, traders! {Yeah?} Traders! {Yeah}
Wanna die to my pirate Raider? {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Fight it out!
Even n00bs got to shout
Trader Got Moth!
Trader Got Moth!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to traders, EC-88's ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 200 cubic meters? Ha ha, only if the bus is free.
So your trader flies a Marauder, makin' your job harder,
But your target ain't got cargo in the back of her Marauder
My weapons don't want none
Unless you've got CRATES, hun!
You can do side strafes or pop-ups,
But I'll still pop your hold!
Some pirates wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the crates ain't gold
So they toss it, and leave it,
Then I pull up quick to retrieve it
So the wiki says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your armor is small and your cargo is kickin'
And my weapons I'm clickin'
To the Leviathans and the Hive Queens:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a trader, I can't help but raider
I'm a dread pirate Crusader!
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his traders are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So traders, if you're around,
And you really wanna get shot down,
Dial 1-900-LEBERMAC
And we'll see if you can be caught;
Trader Got Moth!
I'm out of [CLM] now, so I suppose this last song/lyric thing will be my last contribution to Pirate Propaganda for a while,
Enjoy:
"Trader Got Moth"
to the tune of "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot
[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Mystic, look at that 'moth.
It is so BIG. *scoff* It looks like,
one of those trader guys' ships.
But, you know, who understands those traders? *scoff*
They only pilot them, because,
they hold more ore than a Serco prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, that 'moth, is just so... big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
OUT there, I mean - gross. Look!
It's just so ... fat!
...
I like big 'moths and I cannot lie
You other pirates can't deny
That when a 'moth warps in and you wanna give chase
Get all that cargo in your face
You get sprung! Wanna get real tough
'Cause you notice that 'moth was stuffed
Deep space cargo she's not sharing,
I'm hooked and I can't stop flaring!
Oh maaaybe - I wanna get with ye
And take your shipmen'
My guildmates tried to warn me
But those mines you got makes killin' ya thorny!
Ooh, let's go, pirate friends,
You wanna send traders to their end?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause I ain't an average guildie!
I've seen them glancin'
To hell with financin'
They're no threat, we're set,
Just pop 'em and we're outta debt,
I'm tired o' my high ping,
lettin traders blow by with their bling,
Take the average pirate and ask him that
Those 'moths gotta pack much back
So, pirates! (Yeah!) Pirates! (Yeah!)
Are your guildies shootin' the 'moth? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to break it! (Break it!) and take it! (Take it!)
Break that trader moth!
Trader Got Moth!
(Sedina face with luxgoods booty)
Trader Got Moth!
I like 'em heavy, and big
And when I'm flyin my rig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like a vandal
Now here's my scandal...
I wanna follow you home
And uh! Double-up, Uh! Uh!
I ain't talkin' bout killjoy
'Cause superlube parts are made for toys!
Make them exploding debris,
So let's make that debris double
LeberMac's in trouble
Tryin'to make traders into rubble
So I'm watchin' traders go,
Stupid traders goin' real slow,
You can save the hellos,
I'll keep shootin these traders to and fro.
A word to the thick ship sistas, I wanna get with ya
I'll prob'ly shoot and hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *kill*
Till the break of dawn
Pirates got it goin' on
A lot of traders won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the danger on!
So, traders! {Yeah?} Traders! {Yeah}
Wanna die to my pirate Raider? {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Fight it out!
Even n00bs got to shout
Trader Got Moth!
Trader Got Moth!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to traders, EC-88's ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 200 cubic meters? Ha ha, only if the bus is free.
So your trader flies a Marauder, makin' your job harder,
But your target ain't got cargo in the back of her Marauder
My weapons don't want none
Unless you've got CRATES, hun!
You can do side strafes or pop-ups,
But I'll still pop your hold!
Some pirates wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the crates ain't gold
So they toss it, and leave it,
Then I pull up quick to retrieve it
So the wiki says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your armor is small and your cargo is kickin'
And my weapons I'm clickin'
To the Leviathans and the Hive Queens:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a trader, I can't help but raider
I'm a dread pirate Crusader!
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his traders are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So traders, if you're around,
And you really wanna get shot down,
Dial 1-900-LEBERMAC
And we'll see if you can be caught;
Trader Got Moth!
hehe, not bad Lebermac. So, free lance pirating from now on? Some good natured player killing in Sedina? Joining the Vipers?
T'was awesome Leebs.
I think I will miss your songwriting more than the empty tequila bottles lining the hallways :)