When stealing through benighted realms of space
One night, the strangest sight fell to my eyes:
A lone Rev-C cavorting with such grace
'Twas like a beauteous hawk did paint the skies.

Upon the warning beep my mind did stir,
To break from blissful trance, and know my plight,
For 'vancing on me now, her ship did blur,
As rockets armed, she fired: roses of light.

In vain I fled, to 'scape her flowery rain;
They blossom 'round, Azumi's fell refrain.

As a bonus:

There once was a pirate: Azumi!
Her posis and flares pierce right through me.
When locked close in combat
She fights like a wombat,
And each time I fought her she blew me...up...

(Limericks can't not be dirty! It's just wrong!)

like a wombat? A wombat? You are liking me to a wombat, why I have ne'er.

I love it!!!!! And limericks have to be a bit dirrty

The resident house poet strikes again.

Have you ever gone nose to snout with a pissed off wombat? That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered creature you ever set eyes on!

Why, Mr Lecter Sir. Are you flirting with me? Such praise is sure to get a girl's attention

Look at the BONES!

Thae be Dr. tae yue. Gods I love me some Lagavulin.

Wow, no more drunken, post-summer associate party VO posting for me.