Are you one of the last members of a guild and tired of sulking alone? Well if you've considered leaving, now consider being paid to leave!

I am offering money in order to help pilots move on from their defunct organizations and let those guilds finally lay to rest.
Currently, this offer goes for members of: 8==D, BOFH, CGCC, TACO, [ PA ] (poser alliance, TMBF, SYN, and WAR.

Members of guilds will be paid 2.5mil while Councilors and LT's will be paid 5mil.

All interested people please contact MiexonBionic preferably ingame but also on the Phoenix Alliance forums as well if necessary.

Guilds That Have Been De-listed
SYN 8==D

OOC: This is a way to clean some of the inactive guilds off of the Guild Roster. After a couple of these guilds go, i will expand the list to other inactive guilds. If interested in helping please let me know.

-Miex

If you're in a pirate guild, contact tumblemonster, The Black Flag, Maalik or Impavid. We don't buy members, we accept the best.

The rest of you, don't let PA buy you out, fight back!

Just to clarify, this doesn't get you into PA, just out of whereever you are.

ok pay me 500 millions and i'll take away 3 councils out of 8==D

ye now where to find me

until that, bleed well

: )

I was a council and lt of 8==D can i still get paid? :P

i think ye are entitled to receive 10 millions as ye were council AND lieutenant

: )

good point! I just bowed down to their demands early

Demand? Miexon is offering his own cash to clean up all the defunct and useless guilds. You are free to decline with no penalty whatsoever.

heh i no

you sure blood.thirsty? If someone else who is a councilor leaves 8==D then the guild will disband... so then you wouldn't make any money!! 0 credits vs 5mil credits to remove an alt... Choice is yours ;).

Oh in that case I have Alts in the new PA and the entire Vipers biggest Fans are me, so I'd say you owe me about 100. Million or so :)

I don't "owe" you anything Impavid. Vipers Biggest Fans aren't on my list currently. I'd only pay for one or two of you alts to leave _PA_.

Oh, I'm willing to pay people to leave IRS too but since it's such a shitty attempt at a spoof guild I'm only willing to pay each member 1mil to leave. ;)

ive got like 9 extra characters in clm I never really use, what'll you give me for them?

CLM is not on the list. Sorry. Only paying for guilds on the list. Those are the highest priority ones, very close to disbanding that is.

did the player guilds page become only for pa and tgft now or something?

The goal of this is to wipeout inactive guilds so new players to the community can find active guilds (Such as CHRN, TGFT, PA, VPR, ONE, SKV, etc etc) instead of seeing a page covered in dead guilds... Since the devs won't erase inactive guilds I've taken matters into my own hands in the only way I can.

If you don't like it well I don't really care so deal with it.

Love Miex
;)

I think what you're trying to do is rather noble, Miex.

Just don't try to disband UPK--I plan to resuscitate it someday (as soon as I get re-subbed, anyway. Expect me back half past Soon™).

-CNH

Oh, in that case I also helped to form CGCC on alts as well. Now of course, none of those members besides me are active. That is likely the case for most of the guilds on the guild page at this point. Why not politely request the devs prune things again? I know a joke guild that's been on the guild page far too long...

You mean VPR?

There is already a list of active guilds on http://www.vo-wiki.com/wiki/Guilds . Prune some inactive guilds, if they are active they will add themselves back in.