Due to reasons that I shall invent at a later date, I hereby declare war on Roda Slane, regardless of any/all past, present, or future guild associations, groups, hunting packs, casual acquaintances, or idle conversations.

At any time, I shall announce my intention to attack Roda Slane openly in sector chat before engaging.

I will not attack Roda Slane if he is otherwise engaged with running from/spamming/dying/killing of other players.

Bring it.

Due to publicly announced declaration of war, poor taste in guilds, and a strange unidentifiable smell, I hereby declare war on LeberMac.

Furthermore, in the event that LeberMac is a member of a guild I am at war with, I declare doubledog war, and will not only boom him, but will also spit on his scrap (as dodging, running, and ganking permit).

In addition, I, Roda Slane, Master of Grey Space, God of PvP, Savior of the Defactioned, Most feared enemy of the evil superfactions, and all around nice guy, do hereby declare...um... well... I guess that about covers it.

Knew it couldn't actually be roda when he said "I hereby declare war" instead of "I war LeberMac"

us hurt bad, us want justice, us want thunderdome!

I hereby reiterate my Treaty of Aggression with Roda Slane, thus: If I ever happen to log in, I shall commence immediate and full hostilities against Roda Slane with all possible non-ammo-based weaponry. This shall include, but not be limited to:
Neuts
Posis
PlasmaDevs
Gauss
Blasters
Familial Slurs
Harsh Language
Tribbles*

* Tribbles are not considered depleteable ammo since they are easily found in almost unlimited quantity in all ships' holds.

From the office of
Judge Roda Slane

Dear LeberMac,

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Levermach you idiache. I will crush you. I will boom you incho a million pieces. I will annihilache you so hard that your clones will feel ich. Du you hear me. I will annihiache yo! I will chruss yo like a chin can! I will chruss you so hard that a they will need a can opener to peel you ouch! I CHRUSS YOU, YOU IDIOCH! CHRUSS! DO YOU HEAR ME! CHRUSS!
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Sincerely and with highest regards,

Roda Slane
District Court Judge
Sedina V Hold, Sedina

"We make war that we may live in peace." Aristotle
"Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding." Proverbs 17:28
"Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without." Buddha