Ok i know its a bit lengthly but if your not laughing by the time you get to the end then theres something wrong with you!!! Have fun reading kuz i had fun listening to it:} It's from Solra's error log's and wanted me to post Have fun!!

Welcome to Vendetta Online.
[100] *** Channel 100 is active.
You are entering Sedina B-8
*** Buddies currently online: LeberMac, ccaspar, Maalik, &c., IRC, Viper88
[Guild MOTD redacted]
*IRC* 29 player(s) -- 7 Itani, 13 Serco, 9 UIT
<Solra Bizna> I can't see out of here

MouseLook On
<Trakus Shar> ow
You are entering Sedina D-14
[100] <Aboros Meero> dang it, can't kill you this way...
[100] <Ryan Reign> WOAH.... sinse when do we get Constellation class transports in our voys?!?!?!
[100] <Trakus Shar> Since last night
People in the room: Solra Bizna
You are now in Sedina V Hold (Corvus Research).
4293 credits deducted from your account.
Ship repaired for a total price of 4,293c.
35 credits deducted from your account.
All ammo in active ship purchased for a total price of 160c.
6244 credits added to your account.
1x of Cargo sold for a total amount of 6,244c (profit of 6,244c)
[100] <Killdog Deathwad> since the last update
[100] <Trakus Shar> Don't worry, they don't carry anything.
[100] <Solra Bizna> I'm still making a profit
[100] <Solra Bizna> I'm profiting from Leber and Waffles being drunk to their scalps
You are entering Sedina B-8
hoot2'
That key is currently bound to '+Shoot2'
Auto-Aim enabled.

MouseLook Off
*** Your buddy ccaspar logged off.

MouseLook On
<Solra Bizna> lol
*Trakus Shar* The Void awaits.
<Solra Bizna> you really need to be in the chat

MouseLook Off
Trakus Shar destroyed Solra Bizna
<Solra Bizna> BOOM
You are entering Sedina D-14
[100] <Solra Bizna> no, my FC
People in the room: Solra Bizna
You are now in Sedina V Hold (Corvus Research).
5995 credits deducted from your account.
4107 credits deducted from your account.
8757 credits deducted from your account.
8757 credits deducted from your account.
8757 credits deducted from your account.
8757 credits deducted from your account.
Items purchased.
Total cost of purchase is 45,130 credits
You are entering Sedina B-8
Solra Bizna destroyed WoS
<Trakus Shar> lol
<Solra Bizna> heheheh
<Solra Bizna> you REALLY need to be in the chat
<Trakus Shar> I was robbed!
[100] <Urimas Ebonheart> waaa 1 hour left on my trial
Solra Bizna destroyed WoS
<Solra Bizna> now I know which triggers are which
<Trakus Shar> lol
<Trakus Shar> out
<Solra Bizna> lol
<Solra Bizna> that was my only chance to kill you with this :P
*** Your buddy Maalik, &c. logged off.
<Trakus Shar> eh, you got me with it already
[100] <Ryan Reign> so pay up and sub
You are entering Sedina D-14
*** Your buddy Maalik, &c. logged on.
[100] <Trakus Shar> Alright, I'm turning in
[100] <Trakus Shar> Night all
*** Your buddy Maalik, &c. logged off.
[100] <Solra Bizna> night
[100] <Urimas Ebonheart> cant right now its around 6am...i think
[100] <Ryan Reign> night Shar
People in the room: Solra Bizna
You are now in Sedina V Hold (Corvus Research).
2736 credits deducted from your account.
Ship repaired for a total price of 2,736c.
20 credits deducted from your account.
All ammo in active ship purchased for a total price of 75c.
<Solra Bizna> Hornets are in
[100] <Aaldayar> night
<Death Incarnate> As usual
<Solra Bizna> Leber, undock
<Solra Bizna> I'm not waiting outside
[100] Urimas Ebonheart starts singing "goodnight sweet heart well its time to go!!!"
[100] <WoS> yousrijall awyak?
[100] <Ryan Reign> im not
<Death Incarnate> What is it? like 10 dollars
[100] <Solra Bizna> you guys are missing the story about the altar stripper
[100] <Death Incarnate> What is it like 10 dollars
<Solra Bizna> aw, you're not Leber
[100] <Aboros Meero> what story?
<Death Incarnate> Quite the oppoite
[100] <Solra Bizna> it's on Skype
[100] <Ryan Reign> what does it being 6am have to do with you paying for a subsrciption? your credit cards closed for the night?
[100] <Aboros Meero> skype isn't a news story
[100] <Solra Bizna> in the Skype party
People in the room: Solra Bizna
You are now in Sedina V Hold (Corvus Research).
[100] <eclipsed> gf
[100] <LeberMac> Whooooo Skype paerty
[100] <WoS> gf
[100] <LeberMac> i am extremely drunkerd
[100] <eclipsed> god damn i forgot so many programs were running.
[100] <WoS> i had cent and guase
[100] <WoS> ?
[100] <Ryan Reign> hmmm a constellation carries 3500cu of cargo and escort payment is based on profit sharing but my pay was 6000? I CALL BULLSHIT!!!
[100] <LeberMac> YAH
[100] <LeberMac> I call bullshit too
[100] <eclipsed> remember - the devs fucked up the economy.
[100] <LeberMac> I'm going ovwer to Momeraths' house right now
[100] <Ryan Reign> yeah! ima go with ya!
[100] <Ryan Reign> and this time I wont be bringing them a delicious Greek dinner!!!
[100] <LeberMac> I will pound on his door until he fixes the problem
[100] <LeberMac> Unless he isnt there and his neighbors kick my ass
[100] <LeberMac> then I won;t have a solution
[100] <Ryan Reign> we can take them
[100] <Death Incarnate> I was made to understand all of this was for people to be in caps
[100] <LeberMac> I'll bring weapons
[100] <LeberMac> CAPS?
[100] <LeberMac> ALL CAPS?
[100] <Death Incarnate> So right now we have nothing.. whilst expecting something lol
[100] <LeberMac> Oh wait you mean Capital Ships
[100] <LeberMac> haha
[100] <Urimas Ebonheart> well im off might be backon later my trial just bout to cut off cyalater
[100] <LeberMac> lol Urimas cyas
[100] <Urimas Ebonheart> and leber lay off the rum
[100] <LeberMac> no wai
[100] <Urimas Ebonheart> <_<
[100] <Urimas Ebonheart> cya
[100] <Ryan Reign> laters
[100] <Death Incarnate> If they aren't going to let us build or buy caps then, why not let everything go back to the way things were
[100] <LeberMac> Waffles has the Rockstar Cat
[100] <Solra Bizna> yes, he does
[100] <LeberMac> His cat is awesome
[100] <WoS> heell yearh
[100] <Solra Bizna> "I tried, but the fingers ares so slow" -WoS
[100] <LeberMac> LMAO
->Solra Bizna: ping
*Solra Bizna* ping
[100] <Solra Bizna> "Ther's no lutters I c'n type"-WoS
[100] <Solra Bizna> "I'm gonna go tell evrbody I valure your response" -Leber
[100] <Death Incarnate> I have a cat and I think she could kick Waffles' cat's ass lol
*** Asking WoS permission to become your buddy.
[100] <WoS> Ti sbdo nft hafvce weopnd
[100] <Solra Bizna> "It said not have weapons"?
[100] <Death Incarnate> Can de lach! En tow!
[100] <eclipsed> Whatever that was.
[100] <Death Incarnate> Tak!
[100] <Solra Bizna> "if I culd respoulnd, I'd kick yer ass ... push fingrers I can't use"-WoS
[100] LeberMac verifies Solra's stuff
[100] <Solra Bizna> I'm not making any of this up XD
[100] <WoS> hes ot
[100] <LeberMac> He's hot?
[100] <LeberMac> wow
[100] <Solra Bizna> why, thank ye
[100] <WoS> my cat can kick you racrts ass
[100] <Solra Bizna> "too menny letters!"-WoS
[100] <Solra Bizna> Leber is now demanding that I start typing in a Homer Simpson voice
[100] <LeberMac> DO IT
[100] <LeberMac> D'oh!
[100] <Solra Bizna> there are not English-compatible phonemes for the slurred speech I'm hearing
[100] <Solra Bizna> they're even slurring the laughter
[100] <Death Incarnate> Gee Marge, It's not my fault I'm clinically retarded.
[100] <Solra Bizna> "I whole ingers and letters and numbers and things happen and they complain that I can't type and they STILL KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING" -WoS
[100] <Solra Bizna> "I pretty sure that's what's I said!"
[100] <WoS> iprety sur ehtats what i saidgh
[100] <Death Incarnate> Who cares what you said lol
[100] <WoS> your adiths
[100] <Death Incarnate> wut.
[100] <WoS> ywah you
[100] <LeberMac> Death, ur a bitch
[100] <LeberMac> biotch
[100] <Solra Bizna> "I tried to say 'urabitch' but I'm not sure that I came a loss"
[100] <LeberMac> that is
[100] <Death Incarnate> Blah blah, what is an adith
[100] <WoS> yeah yeah you art bitch
[100] <Ryan Reign> I met Deaths grandson "Mort" and his grand daughter "Susan"
[100] <Death Incarnate> Just because I dont care about the emotional states of the livestock, I'm subject to this shit?
[100] <Death Incarnate> I Don't Care lol
[100] <Solra Bizna> "it's like bitch still dog. dong"-WoS
[100] <Solra Bizna> "that's not wut I said, that's bull sit"
[100] <Solra Bizna> "Qapla"-WoS
[100] <Death Incarnate> ?
[100] <WoS> indeed
[100] <LeberMac> LMAO
[100] <Solra Bizna> "I can kill fish with my mind"-Leber
[100] <Death Incarnate> lol I don't know what you all want
[100] <WoS> i ost my cat
[100] <Solra Bizna> I'm not sure we needed to know that
[100] <LeberMac> whered it go?
[100] <WoS> i hope he snot shiting on the floor
[100] <LeberMac> lol prolly
[100] <Death Incarnate> Fuck your cats shithead. What does everyone want from me.
[100] <LeberMac> We want you to join us on Skype
[100] <LeberMac> All else is ireelevant
[100] <Death Incarnate> eh?
[100] <LeberMac> erm
[100] <LeberMac> irrelevant
[100] <WoS> hyposcapus
[100] <Solra Bizna> irrevenant
People in the room: Solra Bizna
You are now in Sedina V Hold (Corvus Research).
[100] <WoS> quatlty asurance
[100] <Solra Bizna> "it's such basic letter"
[100] <WoS> why do i an have no weaplonsd
[100] <Solra Bizna> "do not have money"-Leber
*** Your buddy Keria willennium logged on.
[100] <Solra Bizna> "I stole the bank"-WoS
(guild) [Sedina D-14] <Solra Bizna> Keria, get on Skype
You are entering Sedina B-8
(guild) [Sedina B-8] <Solra Bizna> Leber and WoS are... not sober :P
(guild) [Geira Rutilus O-4] <Keria willennium> um ok lol
<Death Incarnate> Fights are for queers
<eclipsed> Fight, Solra Bizna?
[100] <Solra Bizna> "epidiply... epidently... epideadly... that's like five percent of the population has them! epicurily"-WoS
*eclipsed* Fear the black raider. It is inevitable.
[100] <Solra Bizna> "Holy you'd be good at this for the summer olympics"
(guild) [Geira Rutilus O-4] <Keria willennium> alright im in lol
<Solra Bizna> FOOD
(guild) [Geira Rutilus O-4] <Keria willennium> er on lol
[100] <Death Incarnate> You said holy I thought mecha was around
<CLICK!> Out of missiles!
<CLICK!> Out of missiles!
<CLICK!> Out of missiles!
<Solra Bizna> out
eclipsed destroyed Solra Bizna
[100] <Solra Bizna> gf
[100] <eclipsed> gf
You are entering Sedina D-14
[100] <Death Incarnate> But it's just you mouthing off about shit you can't control
People in the room: Death Incarnate, Solra Bizna
You are now in Sedina V Hold (Corvus Research).
5995 credits deducted from your account.
4140 credits deducted from your account.
7332 credits deducted from your account.
7332 credits deducted from your account.
7332 credits deducted from your account.
7332 credits deducted from your account.
Items purchased.
Total cost of purchase is 39,463 credits
[100] <eclipsed> heh
[100] <Solra Bizna> "I can even say what I'm typing!"
[100] <Death Incarnate> how exciting.
[100] <Solra Bizna> "So her keria so how whats up"
[100] <Solra Bizna> "Me no you no what is sad"
[100] <Keria willennium> lol
[100] <Solra Bizna> "I'm in a I'm innuh I'm in am... I'm gonna die never mind"
<Ryan Reign> SHIT!!!!
[100] <Death Incarnate> Keria, tell them I'm right
<Solra Bizna> oof
[100] <Keria willennium> right...
[100] <Death Incarnate> lol
[100] <Keria willennium> hey whats up di lol
You are entering Sedina B-8
<LeberMac> oops
<LeberMac> wrontg person
<eclipsed> moron.
[100] <Death Incarnate> Same ol same ol and you?
<LeberMac> sorry
[100] <WoS> gf
[100] <eclipsed> gf
[100] <WoS> did i et em?
[100] <eclipsed> If you died.
[100] <eclipsed> No.
LeberMac destroyed Solra Bizna
You are entering Sedina D-14
People in the room: Death Incarnate, Aaldayar, Solra Bizna
You are now in Sedina V Hold (Corvus Research).
Ryan Reign has entered the room.
5995 credits deducted from your account.
4107 credits deducted from your account.
8757 credits deducted from your account.
8757 credits deducted from your account.
8757 credits deducted from your account.
8757 credits deducted from your account.
Items purchased.
Total cost of purchase is 45,130 credits
[100] <WoS> cry
[100] <WoS> i win
(guild) [Geira Rutilus O-4] <Keria willennium> omg lol
[100] <Solra Bizna> that's two messages in a row you've typed!
[100] <WoS> huray!
You are entering Sedina B-8
[100] <LeberMac> FAIL
(guild) [Geira Rutilus O-4] <Keria willennium> babe!!!
[100] <WoS> you ginal
*** Guild MOTD redacted
[100] <Chromus> hey all
Solra Bizna destroyed WoS
[100] <Solra Bizna> "did you win the whole bedding thing"
[100] <Solra Bizna> Keria can verify the veracity of my transcriptions
You are entering Sedina D-14
People in the room: Death Incarnate, Solra Bizna
You are now in Sedina V Hold (Corvus Research).
1716 credits deducted from your account.
Ship repaired for a total price of 1,716c.
20 credits deducted from your account.
All ammo in active ship purchased for a total price of 40c.
4880 credits added to your account.
1x of Cargo sold for a total amount of 4,880c (profit of 4,880c)
[100] <Death Incarnate> Solra who are you?
[100] <Death Incarnate> To call her out like that
[100] <Solra Bizna> "The riveriditisitis solid like, solid, like, brick. solid."
You are entering Sedina B-8
[100] <Keria willennium> lol there drunk and its funny to listen too lol
[100] <Solra Bizna> "SPINGY KUDNEYS"
[100] <Solra Bizna> "I guffup"
[100] <Death Incarnate> So you say you are 100% not the father
[100] <Death Incarnate> George you ARE the father lol
LeberMac destroyed Solra Bizna
You are entering Sedina D-14
People in the room: Death Incarnate, Solra Bizna
You are now in Sedina V Hold (Corvus Research).
5995 credits deducted from your account.
4107 credits deducted from your account.
8757 credits deducted from your account.
8757 credits deducted from your account.
8757 credits deducted from your account.
8757 credits deducted from your account.
Items purchased.
Total cost of purchase is 45,130 credits
[100] <Death Incarnate> Oh snap lol
[100] <Death Incarnate> Am I not alloowed to find enjoyment in peoples mistakes?
You are entering Sedina B-8
*** You have been invited to LeberMac's group.
*** You are now a member of the group.
[100] <WoS> gf
[100] <eclipsed> gf
[100] <eclipsed> wow, you and spidey share the lagshot.
*** Keria willennium is now a member of the group.
LeberMac destroyed Solra Bizna
(group) LeberMac destroyed Solra Bizna
You are entering Sedina D-14
People in the room: Death Incarnate, Solra Bizna
You are now in Sedina V Hold (Corvus Research).
5995 credits deducted from your account.
4140 credits deducted from your account.
7332 credits deducted from your account.
7332 credits deducted from your account.
7332 credits deducted from your account.
7332 credits deducted from your account.
Items purchased.
Total cost of purchase is 39,463 credits
[100] <WoS> we share cheece
<Death Incarnate> A hornet2?
(group) Solra Bizna destroyed LeberMac
Solra Bizna destroyed LeberMac
[100] <Solra Bizna> "pretty puchuffuva fail"
[100] <Solra Bizna> "I can't even like acknallud"
People in the room: Death Incarnate, LeberMac, Solra Bizna
You are now in Sedina V Hold (Corvus Research).
<Death Incarnate> Knock it off... het the orion hornet
2680 credits deducted from your account.
All ammo in active ship purchased for a total price of 760c.
<Solra Bizna> too lazy to import
[100] <Solra Bizna> "Oh, so YOU'RE skivvingur... I mean, well I dinna know, I guess I's just retarded."
<Death Incarnate> Hey I told you, what you do is up to you lol it's a free country lol
You are entering Sedina B-8
[100] <Keria willennium> lol
(group) Solra Bizna destroyed LeberMac
Solra Bizna destroyed LeberMac
<CLICK!> Out of missiles!
<CLICK!> Out of missiles!

MouseLook On
Solra Bizna destroyed WoS
You are entering Sedina L-2
[100] <Solra Bizna> "I say we tayk off and nuke the shade from orbit, ish the onny waytobe shure"
People in the room: Solra Bizna
You are now in Daltas Hold (Xang Xi Barracks).
1834 credits deducted from your account.
Ship repaired for a total price of 1,834c.
1920 credits deducted from your account.
All ammo in active ship purchased for a total price of 1,920c.
(group) [Betheshee O-6] <Keria willennium> kiss my shiny metal ass!
[100] <Solra Bizna> "You're like a robot, except not a cool robot like Bender, you're like a dorky robot that repeats everything you say like HAL but then kills you anyways"
[100] <WoS> dorky robot likr thw ht eone in 3rd spns forthe son
You are entering Sedina B-8

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[100] <Solra Bizna> "Tha shooting bitch sun a station"
[100] <Death Incarnate> That is very interesting but you are fucked.
Solra Bizna destroyed WoS
*Nebta Raka warped to Latos System, Sector O-12
*Zetzen Domus warped to Latos System, Sector O-12
You are entering Latos O-12

MouseLook On
People in the room: Solra Bizna
You are now in *Zetzen Domus.
2040 credits deducted from your account.
All ammo in active ship purchased for a total price of 2,040c.
732 credits deducted from your account.
Ship repaired for a total price of 732c.
(group) [Pyronis B-11] <Keria willennium> riddik called you all dorks lol
[100] <Solra Bizna> "taykes one tuh noone"
You are entering Sedina B-8
[100] <WoS> me nighter!
[100] <Death Incarnate> En Tak
[100] <Solra Bizna> "I'm gonna take Riddik and I'm gonna keep crapping one of these days I'm gonna be up in the twin cities and he's not even gonna know what's going on"
[100] <WoS> pizza here?
[100] <Solra Bizna> "oh my god it's superman BANG BANG BANG BANG"
[100] <Death Incarnate> Riddick?
[100] <Keria willennium> theres no c!!!
[100] <Death Incarnate> Why him? he sux

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[100] <Death Incarnate> My name is Keria and I am a rodea clown.
Solra Bizna destroyed WoS
[100] <Death Incarnate> :D
[100] <Keria willennium> hey thats fun lol
[100] <Death Incarnate> lol
[100] <Solra Bizna> "I WANTED DOING ANYTING"
[100] <Solra Bizna> "That's like beating the up the canvas swing"
[100] <Death Incarnate> Pipe down buster
[100] <Solra Bizna> "He's just there, yaknow, he's not doing anything, just punchim in the face"
[100] <WoS> hatx wha w i siad!
[100] <Death Incarnate> Anyway Keria, where is this Riddik of yours?
[100] <Keria willennium> lol
[100] <Keria willennium> hes siting on the chiar lol
[100] <Keria willennium> chair*
[100] <Death Incarnate> :)
Solra Bizna destroyed WoS
[100] <Death Incarnate> Good thing for him
[100] <Keria willennium> want him i can say you guys want him lol
[100] <Solra Bizna> "waffles, I pinker in trubble here"
[100] <WoS> he takingf adtvamgage o f us
[100] <Death Incarnate> No have had a thing against him for quite somtime
[100] <Death Incarnate> Fat peice of shit, somehow controls you lol
[100] <Solra Bizna> "most of waffles is so funny"
[100] <Solra Bizna> "I can't affor, I'm rubbbing it one"
(group) [Ukari L-2] <Keria willennium> remove your hands from the keybored...
[100] <Solra Bizna> "I that was like ship I'm .... "
(group) [Ukari L-2] <Keria willennium> its the best thing for now....
[100] <Death Incarnate> Do I have your attention yet Riddick?
[100] <Keria willennium> hes not watching lol
[100] <WoS> idind;t asy rubing it none
[100] <LeberMac> So you rub it a little?
[100] <Death Incarnate> Good, probably to busy checking out an info mercial about something made of plastic

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MouseLook On

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WoS jumped to Sedina System, Sector B-4
[100] <Death Incarnate> Why is he leaving YOU to deal with me
(group) [Arta Caelestis O-12] <Keria willennium> all night long....
[100] <LeberMac> all night...
[100] <Death Incarnate> that's what is most disturbing
[100] <LeberMac> oh hell
[100] <LeberMac> wc
You are entering Sedina B-4
(group) [Latos N-2] <LeberMac> sg;lhsfg
You are entering Sedina D-14
(group) [Dau B-9] <Keria willennium> lol
[100] <Solra Bizna> "bad dicishishin"
People in the room: Solra Bizna
You are now in Sedina V Hold (Corvus Research).
[100] <LeberMac> Waffles: "mmmrf! ohno, ug, mrf... badd dechshin!"
424 credits deducted from your account.
Ship repaired for a total price of 424c.
1240 credits deducted from your account.
All ammo in active ship purchased for a total price of 1,240c.
4880 credits added to your account.
1x of Cargo sold for a total amount of 4,880c (profit of 4,880c)
[100] <LeberMac> LMAO
People in the room: Solra Bizna
You are now in Sedina V Hold (Corvus Research).
[100] <Death Incarnate> That was so funny
[100] <Death Incarnate> Holy shit
[100] <WoS> ou ahe no idwea
[100] <Ryan Reign> dammit Leebs... get Waffles outa the ProbULator
[100] <Death Incarnate> I am still laughing.
You are entering Sedina B-8
[100] <WoS> probanatower isn my frine
[100] <WoS> d
[100] <Solra Bizna> "you can unnerstand what other drinks... other drunks... are talkinabout, it's like it gives you a bittof extra skill, talking to showers"
[100] <LeberMac> I did NOT say showers
[100] <Keria willennium> lol
[100] <LeberMac> I said
[100] <Death Incarnate> lol
[100] <Solra Bizna> "Wait whatddid I say I dinno what I said"
[100] <LeberMac> Nevermind I dunno what I said
[100] <LeberMac> But I did NOT say SHOWERS
Auto-Aim disabled.
Solra Bizna destroyed WoS
Auto-Aim enabled.
Auto-Aim disabled.
Auto-Aim enabled.
[100] <Solra Bizna> "I JUST CHINA SCATTER"
[100] <Solra Bizna> "MY BACKLASH SHIP IS NO"
[100] <LeberMac> 100% accuracy for solra
[100] <Keria willennium> lol
[100] <Death Incarnate> If you like to eat scat keep it to yourself
[100] <Solra Bizna> "I I ch n... "
[100] <Solra Bizna> "Iszlike uh really late like yeah, uh, it's late"
[100] <Death Incarnate> I was just having a little fun
[100] <Solra Bizna> "It puts the moneys on the ground or it gets thuh hose again"
You are entering Sedina D-14
[100] <Death Incarnate> I'm not a 'serious' person lol
[100] <Solra Bizna> "kid skullz aggin"
People in the room: Solra Bizna
You are now in Sedina V Hold (Corvus Research).
[100] <WoS> not fisri nort fair!
[100] <Solra Bizna> "you know, the drugger you getm, iz like the harder to readoutss and fly proppery"
[100] <Death Incarnate> Tak ah lah
You are entering Sedina B-8
[100] <Solra Bizna> "it's an incicator of our incredible skill that we can still fucktion"
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*** Guild MOTD redacted
You are entering Sedina L-2
(group) *Aerna Seeker DD-2670m destroyed LeberMac
People in the room: eclipsed, Solra Bizna
You are now in Daltas Hold (Xang Xi Barracks).
25227 credits deducted from your account.
Ship repaired for a total price of 25,227c.
10 credits deducted from your account.
All ammo in active ship purchased for a total price of 30c.
[100] <Solra Bizna> "I have no sip, what kisses me that woke me up"
WoS jumped to Sedina System, Sector C-2
[100] <Solra Bizna> "What colors kish"
You are entering Sedina B-8
[100] <Solra Bizna> "OH I'VE GOT A QUANNE THAT'S AN ACKSHINENT"
[100] <Solra Bizna> *QUANE
[100] <eclipsed> What the fuck is with all the quotes?
(group) [Latos N-15] <Keria willennium> omg there realy funny when drunk XD
[100] <Solra Bizna> "Not letting you warrupun now"
[100] <WoS> gqueen
[100] <Solra Bizna> you need to be on Skype
[100] <eclipsed> err.
(guild) [Latos O-12] <Keria willennium> omg there realy funny when drunk XD lol soposed to go here XD

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[100] <Solra Bizna> "so sad the warrus"
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Solra Bizna destroyed WoS
(group) Solra Bizna destroyed LeberMac
Solra Bizna destroyed LeberMac
Solra Bizna waves to Cmdr. Keria

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Keria willennium waves back :}
You are entering Sedina L-2

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People in the room: Solra Bizna
You are now in Daltas Hold (Xang Xi Barracks).
35286 credits deducted from your account.
Ship repaired for a total price of 35,286c.
15 credits deducted from your account.
All ammo in active ship purchased for a total price of 65c.

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(group) Solra Bizna destroyed LeberMac
Solra Bizna destroyed LeberMac
Keria willennium jumped to Sedina System, Sector D-14
You are entering Sedina D-14
[100] <eclipsed> I think WoS is not drunk, he's just using it as an excuse for his bad PvP skills.
[100] <WoS> gf
[100] <Solra Bizna> "I died. Uzzzzzuzizzd... I cannubuleved... ... I can't warp now... I think the it's got one of those automatic uh whataaddayacall alcohol recognition things"
[100] <Solra Bizna> "that won't let you drive a car if you blow your thing"
People in the room: Keria willennium, Solra Bizna
You are now in Sedina V Hold (Corvus Research).
14559 credits deducted from your account.
Ship repaired for a total price of 14,559c.
You invited Keria willennium to be your gunner.
Keria willennium has left the room.
Keria willennium accepted your gunner invitation.
[100] <Solra Bizna> "If I had an actuall one of a shuriken and a mark one noot..."
6990 credits deducted from your account.
1x of Lightning Mine Launcher purchased for a total price of 6,990c.
[100] <Solra Bizna> "you win a cups, you win"
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[100] <Solra Bizna> "JUSSAD A CUPSE"
You are entering Sedina B-8
[100] <WoS> i liek ht eskicy gilrs
[100] <Ryan Reign> good night VO... I shall miss you, good night CLM, good night PA, good night ONE, good night ITAN, good night BLF, good night non guilded pilots
[100] <WoS> night, i love your ryan
(group) Solra Bizna destroyed LeberMac
Solra Bizna destroyed LeberMac
[100] <Ryan Reign> i love you too Waffles
[100] <Solra Bizna> "it's like a grace knot in face, it's like the speediest ass out of and atlas"
[100] <WoS> .....slopw.....hump....
[100] <Ryan Reign> UAN UPDATE: ITANI MILITARY CLEARED OF WAR CRIMES CHARGES IN DEATHS OF 17000 SERCO CIVILIANS
<Solra Bizna> I LOVE this turret
[100] <WoS> ....slow.....hump.....
[100] <Ryan Reign> UAN UPDATE: BIOCOM EXEC TURNED WHSTLE BLOWER KILLED BEFORE HE COULD TESTIFY

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(group) LeberMac destroyed Solra Bizna
(group) LeberMac destroyed Keria willennium
(group) LeberMac destroyed Keria willennium
LeberMac destroyed Solra Bizna
You are entering Sedina D-14
People in the room: Solra Bizna
You are now in Sedina V Hold (Corvus Research).
[100] <Ryan Reign> all this and more at UIT ACTION NEWS... (link on VO Forums Role Playing page under thread UAN UPDATE)
[100] <Ryan Reign> night

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[100] <Keria willennium> night ryan
[100] <Solra Bizna> "I like the pillows, minds me that I'm sleepy, ur pillow gun is making me tyred"
(group) [Sedina L-2] <Keria willennium> brb lol
[100] <Solra Bizna> "It's cat like rum in hte special olympics"
People in the room: LeberMac, Solra Bizna
You are now in Sedina V Hold (Corvus Research).
7704 credits deducted from your account.
Ship repaired for a total price of 7,704c.
[100] <WoS> i dint;st day cat an dru
[100] <LeberMac> And its not fair
[100] <Solra Bizna> "Snot Faire"
[100] <LeberMac> LMAO
[100] <Solra Bizna> "snotty olimpiks"
[100] <Solra Bizna> "all see is three thirty, and my cat won't be up 20 hours ago with a mouse"
[100] <Solra Bizna> "arrighgt, buddiIdoguttagobubeh"
[100] <Greenwall> greetings universe
[100] <Solra Bizna> "I can't even finish say how what I'm gun say"
[100] <Chromus> hey Greenwall
(group) [Sedina L-2] <Keria willennium> wow you sound like a wimpering little girl...
[100] IRC <Waffles of Soggy> i coudlne evne finihds wha ti wantec fo tsay
[100] <Greenwall> wow...another ITAN!
[100] <Greenwall> sup waffles!
[100] <Solra Bizna> "I can get that if but I can"
[100] <Solra Bizna> "I GREEN WALL, I HAVING AN INSANE LINE, OH GOD"
[100] IRC <Waffles of Soggy> hey
[100] <Keria willennium> lol
[100] <Greenwall> lol?
[100] <Solra Bizna> "I koop keep have to keep drunking to a mimimumim tomorrow"
[100] IRC <Waffles of Soggy> not fiar! i amsn durnk hwe s not, night grrewal
[100] <Greenwall> night lol
[100] <Solra Bizna> I am accurately transcribing what Leber and WoS are saying
[100] <eclipsed> Wow, this has to be the most odd time I've spent on VO
[100] <Solra Bizna> this log better be going on the forums
[100] <Keria willennium> and im laughing my arss off lol
[100] <Solra Bizna> "chiz berry go here, green"
[100] <Solra Bizna> "porry come ups, he waren't here for the olumpics, issnotfaire"
[100] <Greenwall> is lebermac talking? i cant' see
[100] <Solra Bizna> it's in Skype
[100] <Greenwall> oh
[100] <LeberMac> oh hello Greenie
[100] <Greenwall> yo leber
[100] <LeberMac> I'm in skype
[100] <LeberMac> me an waffles r drunk
[100] <Greenwall> sweet
[100] IRC <Waffles of Soggy> we hadve rsecrwert hapeintisng
[100] <LeberMac> butr were sleepy
[100] <LeberMac> must go to bed now
[100] <Solra Bizna> "oh that's not whatawhodw wthat's not what I wanaadasay"
[100] <Solra Bizna> "I think Solra's making the things up here"
[100] <Solra Bizna> "See? That's exactly the See? That's exactly the what I said"
[100] IRC <Waffles of Soggy> jeys making things up tha ts solae1
[100] <Solra Bizna> "is a helping"
[100] <Solra Bizna> "Iyahvrta gotabed"
[100] <Greenwall> anyone need escort or assistance?
[100] <Greenwall> other than the two drunkards?
[100] IRC <Waffles of Soggy> me
[100] IRC <Waffles of Soggy> on
[100] IRC <Waffles of Soggy> oH@
[100] <Solra Bizna> "Oh, you're DAD'S how you're doing it, that doesn'tuh work for me"
[100] IRC <Waffles of Soggy> on#
[100] IRC <Waffles of Soggy> dn it ! oh&
[100] <Solra Bizna> "There's no superman! IS NO SUPERMAN IN SPAYS"
[100] <Solra Bizna> "Well, k, techikly there could be a superman in space, but he'd have to have like the mask or something"
[100] <Greenwall> lol
[100] <Solra Bizna> "he'll have to have uh oh you know a space soup"
(group) eclipsed destroyed Keria willennium
[100] <eclipsed> gf
[100] <Keria willennium> lol
[100] <eclipsed> I don't like AGT, but I can see why people use it.
[100] <Greenwall> AGT?
[100] <Solra Bizna> "Ya have to have a space space suit SOOUTE solra it's a fucking SOUP not it's a SOUP"
[100] <Keria willennium> if i wosent laughing my butt off it would have been a better fight lol
[100] <Solra Bizna> "Thispathetic, ur fightered, Solra, you're worst misktaker ever"
[100] IRC <Waffles of Soggy> eho whatd spacve soup? not me?
[100] <Solra Bizna> "Rapidfiret! Fired! Not, whaddisay?"
[100] <Solra Bizna> "Space soup! It's the losts space soup!"
[100] <Greenwall> ok there is officially nothing happening in blue space
[100] <eclipsed> You got that right.
[100] <eclipsed> Nothing ever happpens there.
[100] <Greenwall> lol
[100] <Solra Bizna> it's even worse than red space
[100] <Solra Bizna> "RUMM"
[100] <eclipsed> And that's bad.
[100] <Solra Bizna> "RON DAMNIT"
[100] <Solra Bizna> something about "sup from the tequila-dripping nipples"
[100] IRC <Waffles of Soggy> second base?
[100] <Solra Bizna> "okay, we have to like stop tocking"
[100] <Greenwall> oh the days of group hive quests and whatnot...
[100] <Solra Bizna> "I TYPE HELPING"
[100] <Solra Bizna> aw, he kicked me
[100] <Solra Bizna> well, that's that
[100] <Estrian Prosis> Blue space who what where? DIE REDS
[100] <LeberMac> LMAO Solra is gone
[100] <Solra Bizna> though he never did retell the altar stripper story
(guild) [Sedina L-2] <Keria willennium> lol whats your skyp name?
(guild) [Sedina D-14] <Solra Bizna> solrabizna :O
(guild) [Sedina L-2] <Keria willennium> ao i can add lol
[100] <LeberMac> Thats for the best
[100] <Solra Bizna> my left lower rib cage has ruptured my small intestine
[100] IRC <Waffles of Soggy> pumkion
[100] <Estrian Prosis> Hi Greenwall.
[100] <Solra Bizna> I will die, but it's okay, because I heard "OH GOD IT'S SUPERMAN BANG BANG BANG BANG"
[100] <Greenwall> hey estrian
[100] <Estrian Prosis> Let me guess. This is drunk night?
[100] IRC <Waffles of Soggy> no!
[100] <Keria willennium> night lebs!! and WoS!!
[100] <Solra Bizna> I'm not logging off until I get an errors.log or a link to a forum post
[100] IRC <Waffles of Soggy> i ahnven tahv et a single dinrk
(guild) [Sedina L-2] <Keria willennium> lol i got it :}
[100] <Solra Bizna> oh, no, I have the full thing
(guild) [Sedina L-2] <Keria willennium> not all of it but i got from when i got on lol

hrmm... yes, tonight was more comical than most nights are.

tl;dr

I just woke up

amateur... I haven't even slept yet!

I don't remember most of this..... but man i couldn't stop laughing.