Jaarvix, congratulations on being my 5000th kill. You ran like a champion, unfortunately, you weren't fast enough.

My 5000th kill is my last, tumblemonster has retired. My identity papers have been expunged from the public record (thank you lexicon), I do not exist. You no longer have to fear the name "tumblemonster".

I bid this life of two fair well, I am now only one.

One you should definitely be afraid of...

:-( but now who will arrogantly exploit the game under the pretense of heroism?

I'm sorry, you appear to be mistaken. tumblemonster wasn't in TGFT.

Yeah, he exploited the game under the pretense of being a low down, good for nothin', dirty rat. Get yer facts straight man.

Impavid, on the other hand...

Oh wait, Impavid is sticking around? OK ok ok I get it.

That's pretty quick for that prion-riddled tequila sponge you call a brain, LeberMeat.

http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/guildinfo/158/

Tumblemonster.

So, pish and wind........Drama queens will always be back.

Business as usual.

I said retiring not deleting myself from existence. :/ (you douchebag)

I've finally figured out why Ecka is so much more vitriolic lately.

Ecka, how many months did they give you?

I'm confused, ecka. How is linking to a list of the best pilots in the game relevant to this discussion?

I think he's pointing out the fact that tumblemonster has not been deleted as of 2/5/2010 8 PM CST.

http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/stats/57010/

Maybe he'll be deleted soon!

Oh, and Doc: prions are DELICIOUS! Can't stop eatin' em! :D

As was mentioned before, tumblemonster is not being deleted, just retired. There is a difference

The OP is super clear...

Why do people make things more difficult than they have to be. :-(

Probably because strawmen and windmills are about all they're good for when it comes to combat.

You know, this one time, when I was but a n00b, I said to some dudez "Pirates I DEFY YOU!"

Ever since then the stupids have gone like, stupider. I don't get it at all...

since when did retired = deleted?

Meh, Pirates I DEFY you to delete yourselves!

Or retire.

My identity papers have been expunged from the public record (thank you lexicon), I do not exist.

Yeah, I can't imagine why anyone would think Tumble was saying he deleted his character.

Not in an RP sense gav, after all, I've done that before.