Newbies, join VPR! :} VPR nidz yarr halp.

I lol'd.

What the hell Pirren!?!?! I saw this at three in the morning! For the rest of my life I'm going to have nightmares that Strat got a sex change, gained two tonnes and is chasing me with a fork and a bottle of mayonnaise! Thanks a bunch!

Hmm... I don't typically wear earrings.

*gasp*

Man, I would totally wear those earrings if they were about twice as big. If you're going to go for gaudily ugly, you might as well go for GARISHLY gaudily ugly.

Strat, you're just the first person to pop into my mind when I think of when I think of VPR. Just promise that you'll never get a sex change, gain two tonnes and is chase me with a fork and bottle of mayonnaise!

VPR, can ye put another one bounty on my head? :} 800k is too little ))

wow man. just... wow...

and her screen name is xXxS3xYg0dDeS69xXx

And Atice cybers with her.

ffs Peytros... I had to read that sentence/name three times to understand it.

You always were a little (OK, a lot) slow, Whoreton.

/me is still having the nightmare and vomiting.

and her screen name is xXxS3xYg0dDeS69xXx

OneMillionDollarBaby? :}

one million pound baby perhaps.

Sol ll. Illustration from history textbook for children "Defeat of snake and its allies."

lol