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The Serco Zoo

Nov 19, 2010 CrazySpence link
Natural Serco are becoming an endangered species so I propose we create a zoo and start a breeding program immediately before they are completely extinct!

The Zoo system should be Helios because I have never seen a reason personally to go there and therefore despite anyone else's fondness of the system I deem it as pointless and perfect for a Zoo.

What we will need to do is recreate natural Serco enclosures chock full with pretend proms, HAC's to make them feel right at home.

At feeding time we can dress imprisoned renegades as Itani and feed them to the Serco this will make the Serco in our zoo feel proud and important which should lead to mating (if they have females, I have never been sure)

We must act quickly before the Serco are gone forever!
Nov 19, 2010 Whytee link
Noooooooooooooo, where will I mine then?

I suggest Pyronis instead, it is Serco country anyway.

Doesn't matter if they have females, they have breeding creches.
Nov 19, 2010 CrazySpence link
But a zoo must be somewhere everyone can visit! to promote awareness of the crisis!
Nov 19, 2010 Whytee link
Damnit. Okay then. Can I sell popcorn at the park then?
Nov 19, 2010 CrazySpence link
Sure, make sure there is some important statistic about the decline of Serco on the bag to promote awareness
Nov 19, 2010 Whytee link
I am wondering: Now that PA are the new Serco, will you make a PA zoo for them at a later date?
Nov 19, 2010 peytros link
i volunteer for the arduous task of impregnating women to secure the survival of my race.
Nov 19, 2010 CrazySpence link
PA aren't the new serco, they are a guild that.....hmm....they do.....well fuck. I dunno what they do but they're there!
Nov 19, 2010 Whytee link
i volunteer for the arduous task of impregnating women to secure the survival of my race.

Okay, contact Mrs Willennium for further details. And don't mind the eight feet hulking monster behind her, he is just going to the zoo.

Oh shit, he noticed me. Hi Riddik. Riddik, meet peytros, Peytros, Riddik. Right........ aaaand go.

/me runs
Nov 19, 2010 Dr. Lecter link
/me runs

/you don't get far
Nov 19, 2010 tarenty link
PA is the new Serco? Did I miss something?

/guild leave.
Nov 19, 2010 Capt.Waffles link
Ha this thread is made of win!
Nov 19, 2010 Jmvcilus link
One of the hawt chicks you could expect to find there. Oh man...she was such a sweetheart!!!

Nov 30, 2010 CrazySpence link
Good news!! Some Serco cubs have been spotted in Deneb and on the Intrios border! the breeding program is working.

These cubs appear to still be very young and are unable to put on their prom armor yet but extinction may be avoidable!
Nov 30, 2010 peytros link
thats great news CS i knew my seed would give birth to strong serco warriors.