Yarr, and stuff

can I get the Uzi looking think with the clip modified to look like a giant peice of delicious ribs.... that you might want to stop eating so often..

I have moar and cheeper!

Although the pot belly could be melted away in a moth miner II's roid-warmed sauna, the fur has gone too far to salvage. The weight of the mullet has pulled all the hair off the top of the dome. As for the rest, I would get out the hot wax, shears and straight razor, but this has gone beyond a mere manscaping makeover...

I say we dust off and nuke the sight from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

(but first, how much for the single cutaway Guitar Hero/Rock Band controller?)