Ahoy, targets!

'tis TLAPD, and ye know wha' DAT means?
Aye, 'tis time ta' Talk like a pirate!

Now ye all pay the privateers nicely like good 'lil swabbies or I'll be forced to login and play via my new Nexus 7.

I'd rather you logged in. :p

Rather: Yarr, methinks me speaks fer da crew when I says 'tis time fer ye to appear!

Christ he'll be even easier to hit with AGT :P