'Twas Deneb, and the Hive'y Drones
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the Global tones,
And then momerath spoke, "Oh, Hey".

"Beware the LeberMac, my son
The flares that boom, the rails that crack!
Beware of Nahin Lor, and shun
The FAMY-ous Westac'!"

He took his vorpal gauss in hand;
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he near Betheshee,
And drifted there, in thought.

And then, a'fore radar revealed,
The LeberMac, with eyes of flame,
Did turbo through the iceroid field,
And blasted as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal gauss went pfoomph-ker-ack!
He made it pop, then scanned its drop,
And loaded it in back.

"And hast thou slain the LeberMac?
For the server must restart, my boy!
Updates today! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas Bractus, and the Hive'y Drones
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the Global tones,
And momerath logged away...

Awesome.

Hahaha. Now I'm all mimsy.

Well written, I think Carroll would enjoy VO.