The TCS Victory was lost in battle today against a fighters sporting a rapid and limitless weapon. Reports tell that the Victory destroyed one of these fighters but suffered critical damage and was ambushed again on a return trip to station.

The Victory went down with turrets firing.

The Itan space forces has launched the TCS Lexington in her place to fill the military role and purpose that the Victory had performed for many months with honour and distinction.

fighters sporting a rapid and limitless weapon

Nerf missiles? Silly String? Potato Cannon?

Screenshots or it didn't happen.

The true meaning of manliness is acknowledging your trident got destroyed. The Serco don't even bring out their tridents.

Nerf missiles? Silly String? Potato Cannon?
Chainsaw Hornets can fire constantly and turbo even on an empty powercell.

I thought the serco were extinct?

They are, which is why they don't bring their tridents out.

What's a serco?

Circuit + Lesbo = Circo => Serco

They revived the forbidden arts of cybernetic and genetic engineering for a reason. I mean, of course there's the simple biologic issue of single-gender reproduction, but more importantly: Have you ever tried to mate a female earphone cable to a female earphone jack? It just doesn't work, and the resulting situation is frustrating as hell. They needed to be able to create adapters so that they could banish the maddening silence. Unfortunately, those bigoted Itani monks like silence and wish to enforce it upon the universe, so now the Serco must valiantly fight for their right to party.

I thought that's why Apple invented the Thunderbolt port? ;)

+9,000 internets to Rin for crazy, yet oddly plausible explanations to random questions.