[10/04/15 21:38:12] [100] <Max Lulz> !!!!
[10/04/15 21:38:16] Yectofantriplutoniczanziptimizer destroyed *Station Guard Ardan-Bo Bashel
[10/04/15 21:38:31] Yectofantriplutoniczanziptimizer destroyed *Strike Force Han Boselis
[10/04/15 21:38:33] Temporary Kill On Sight standing for the Serco Dominion removed. In the future, be more careful about violating various regulations.
[10/04/15 21:38:33] *Station Guard Atan Halala destroyed Yectofantriplutoniczanziptimizer
[10/04/15 21:38:33] Serco standing decreased massively
[10/04/15 21:38:36] You are entering Sedina D-14...

[10/04/15 21:38:37] A 444000 credit bounty has been placed on your head.

[10/04/15 21:38:53] People in the room: Yectofantriplutoniczanziptimizer, Gerty
[10/04/15 21:38:53] You are now in Sedina V Hold (Corvus Research).

[10/04/15 21:39:07] [100] Yectofantriplutoniczanziptimizer awakens...
[10/04/15 21:39:09] [100] <Gerty> she says whispers up to tops of being, spine a slinky, ask youself in the doghouse, welcoming the wayward skunk... is this what I wanted?

[10/04/15 21:40:27] Home station set to Sedina V Hold
Gerty: Out of range.
[10/04/15 21:41:03] You are entering Sedina B-8
[GTE]Zyko: Out of range.
[Itan]Harpo: Out of range.

[10/04/15 21:41:44] <Zyko> hello subordinate
[10/04/15 21:42:10] <Zyko> with a name too long
[GTE]Zyko: Left the sector.

[10/04/15 21:42:11] You are entering Sedina D-14
[10/04/15 21:42:50] People in the room: Yectofantriplutoniczanziptimizer, Gerty
[10/04/15 21:42:50] You are now in Sedina V Hold (Corvus Research).
[10/04/15 21:43:09] 1x of Centaur MkIII purchased for a total price of 36,000c.
[10/04/15 21:44:08] 1x of Chaos Swarm Missile Launcher purchased for a total price of 7,037c.
[10/04/15 21:44:08] 1x of Chaos Swarm Missile Launcher purchased for a total price of 7,037c.
[10/04/15 21:44:14] 1x of Neutron Blaster MkII purchased for a total price of 2,706c.

[10/04/15 21:45:04] (guild) [Sedina D-14] <Zyko> Yectofantriplutoniczanziptimizer you should salute when you pass me
[10/04/15 21:45:15] (guild) [Sedina B-8] <Yectofantriplutoniczanziptimizer> getfucked
[10/04/15 21:45:46] (guild) [Sedina B-8] <Yectofantriplutoniczanziptimizer> we'llseewhoshouldsalutewhoinb8
...
[10/04/15 21:46:13] (guild) [Sedina B-8] <Yectofantriplutoniczanziptimizer> i'llwait
[10/04/15 21:46:14] (guild) [Sedina D-14] <Zyko> ok just say that

*[GTE]Zyko: Corvus Vulturius - 100% health 3195m away :: I:Admire S:Kill on Sight U:Respect
[10/04/15 21:46:35] <Yectofantriplutoniczanziptimizer> Givemeahaikuimmediatelyoryourlifeandcargoareforfeit.
[10/04/15 21:46:37] *Zyko* SUPRISE!

[10/04/15 21:46:56] Combat +200
[10/04/15 21:46:56] Yectofantriplutoniczanziptimizer destroyed Zyko
[GTE]Zyko: Left the sector.

[10/04/15 21:47:04] (guild) [Sedina B-8] <Yectofantriplutoniczanziptimizer> hehehe
[10/04/15 21:47:40] (guild) [Sedina B-8] <Yectofantriplutoniczanziptimizer> whatwereyousaing?
[10/04/15 21:48:04] (guild) [Sedina D-14] <Zyko> keep talking spammer

[10/04/15 21:48:31] ->Zyko: honestly,man.itsallinfun
[10/04/15 21:48:56] *Zyko* what is the name of this game?
[10/04/15 21:49:18] ->Zyko: "Iwhoopedyerassandi'lldoitagainOnline"?

[10/04/15 21:49:55] You are entering Sedina L-2

[10/04/15 21:51:06] (guild) [Sedina B-8] <Zyko> where are you swarm spammer?

[10/04/15 21:51:17] 1x of Jackhammer Rocket Launcher purchased for a total price of 1,829c.
[10/04/15 21:51:47] 1x of Jackhammer Rocket Launcher purchased for a total price of 1,829c.
[10/04/15 21:51:42] 1x of Gemini Homing Missile Launcher purchased for a total price of 1,904c.

[10/04/15 21:52:25] ->Zyko: omw
[10/04/15 21:52:41] You are entering Sedina B-8
*[GTE]Zyko: Ragnarok MkIII - 100% health 4992m away :: I:Admire S:Kill on Sight U:Respect

[10/04/15 21:53:19] (guild) [Sedina B-8] <Yectofantriplutoniczanziptimizer> la-teeda
[10/04/15 21:53:28] <Yectofantriplutoniczanziptimizer> hehehe
[10/04/15 21:53:30] *Zyko* SUPRISE!

*[GTE]Zyko: Entered radar range. Is at 54% health and is 981m away.
*[GTE]Zyko: Entered radar range. Is at 44% health and is 266m away.
[10/04/15 21:55:25] <CLICK!> Out of missiles!
[10/04/15 21:55:25] <CLICK!> Out of missiles!

[10/04/15 21:55:47] <Yectofantriplutoniczanziptimizer> heheheh
[10/04/15 21:56:20] <Yectofantriplutoniczanziptimizer> ahaikuandyoucanflyfree

[10/04/15 21:56:30] Combat +200
[10/04/15 21:56:30] Yectofantriplutoniczanziptimizer destroyed Zyko
[GTE]Zyko: Left the sector.

[10/04/15 21:57:06] (guild) [Sedina B-8] <Yectofantriplutoniczanziptimizer> hehehegoodfightyoungone...
[10/04/15 21:57:32] (guild) [Sedina B-8] <Zyko> ok no more gte for you
[10/04/15 21:58:50] (guild) [Sedina D-14] <Yectofantriplutoniczanziptimizer> whyumad?
[10/04/15 21:59:13] (guild) [Sedina B-8] <Zyko> you are a coward I'm not mad

*[GTE]Zyko: Ragnarok MkIII - 7% health 3740m away :: I:Admire S:Kill on Sight U:Respect L:Admire
[10/04/15 21:59:36] (guild) [Sedina D-14] <Yectofantriplutoniczanziptimizer> whyarewecallingeachothernamesthen?

[10/04/15 21:59:56] You have violated the local No-Fire zone regulations. Temporary Kill On Sight standing set. Leave the sector immediately, or be destroyed!
[10/04/15 21:59:57] Corvus standing decreased enormously
[10/04/15 21:59:57] Combat +200
[10/04/15 21:59:57] Yectofantriplutoniczanziptimizer destroyed Zyko
[10/04/15 22:00:04] [100] <Aldoss> [TRI] now has Improved High Drain Power Cells in stock [500 capacity, 50/sec recharge, 18 grid power]. Price is 400k/ea. PM to schedule a delivery!

[10/04/15 22:00:29] *** You have been expelled from the guild.
[10/04/15 22:00:30] Voice Chat Disconnected.
Voice Chat Disconnected.

[10/04/15 22:00:47] ->Zyko: thatwasfun!
[10/04/15 22:00:51] *Zyko* you don't deserve the tag
[10/04/15 22:01:03] ->Zyko: <3
[10/04/15 22:01:11] Zyko has left the room.

[10/04/15 22:01:13] ->Zyko: seeyouaroundthen,buttercup;]
[10/04/15 22:01:38] *Zyko* cowards run fr
[TRI]Galikanokus: Left the sector.
Gerty: Left the sector.

I don't think acting condescending and rude qualifies as 'good times for everyone' so your thread title is (mostly) correct.

when I have a good time I use the space bar

Can't believe I just read all that

Sounds like Lame Times Everyone, if kissing Zyko's boots is a requirement of membership.

Anyway, Yecto wanted haiku, so:

Spacecraft draw near
Dancing crosshair maneuvers
Glowing embers

Fast, nimble, darting
A scorpion with three stings
Those Nordic women

Stars twirl around us
My thunderous rain pours down
Marshmallows of death

Frozen crystals float
Sparkling in the sudden peace
My Moth grows heavy

I have a feeling there's more to this story. :)