Pay something, I'm gonna fire on you
I do not care if you want me to
Hey newbie, notice I followed you?
Pay something, I'm gonna fire on you

And I... am ready to brawl
Your gems are so bright
But not useful at all
And I... will murder and steal
Always yearning to fight
Unable to feel

Pay something, I'm gonna fire on you
I'm sorry but I'll have to plunder you
Hey newbie, look how I followed you
Pay something, I'm gonna fire on you

And I... will tank my standing
You're the one in my sights
And my lips are smiling

Pay something, I'm gonna fire on you
And I'm sorry if my taunts have got to you
But anyway, I'm 'bout to slaughter you
Pay something, I'm gonna fire on you

Pay something, I'm gonna fire on you

Pay something

*applause*

We desperately need a music video of pirates doing their thing in VO, to the track of someone singing this song very emotionally.

Nah, we just need more pirates that do not follow silly rules.

I r a pirate cos a pirate is free. (except when I'm told not to be a pirate cos I r follow rules and don't shoot TRI n stuff).

Cannot make a song out of that as easy eh?

Here you go, Yoda: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXoZsgNHquM

Edit: Oh, derp. I misunderstood what you were asking for. You want a song about how annoying it was to be in FAMY with a bunch of restrictions on who I could shoot at. I'll let that percolate and see if anything interesting comes out.

(except when I'm told not to be a pirate cos I r follow rules and don't shoot TRI n stuff).

/me wonders who could have such rules.

TRI always fly big balloons in grey, tis impossible to resist pinnin' 'em to the mast.
Unfortunately they usually dont resist the pinnin' process.

Your gems are so bright
But not useful at all

Epic win.

This is an amazing poem...

It's a song, actually. I was parodying Say Something by A Great Big World. They deserve most of the credit.

Nice, I like it!

When I was a young boy
My momma told me "son,
Always be a good boy
Don't ever play with guns"

Now I'm just a bit older now
Something didn't go according to plan
Something got a little out of control.
Something got a little out of hand

Well, if this is just business
Throw my Centaur away
Said give me my cargo back
I don't wanna play

I mean what the hell is this
You got me flying this time?
Because it's your way or the highway...
And I'm too drunk to fly.

Aquilera is the (paradoxal) wet dream of every programmer - true falsetto.

Overall it's a really bad song. But I can't now help smiling when I hear it :D

Guess I should add what the link is....

I transposed pizzasgood's lyrics in to the song, turned it into midi, generated a .ogg file, and made a plugin that plays the song every time "Rin Ganborro" enters your sector ("Rin Ganborro" is a known character of pizzasgood).

heh... would be cool if this is something that happened by default in game for various acts of nefariousness... obviously most people aren't going to load the plugin

During my development of this piece of crap, I had that exact thought. It would be soooo cool if you could apply customizable sounds (or songs) to certain "events" that took place in the game (like a particular person entering your sector, a particular person logging on, a particular person PMing you).

On a side note...I think I did fairly well in transposing his lyrics into the song. Everyone should at least download the plugin so that you can listen to the song. The song is just a .ogg file inside the plugin folder. You can play it with basically any media player. Do it!

Balls in your court man...

@Darth

Listening to it now

Hot DAMN that's some ABW Shit right there

Nice use of the resources you have, it sounds like Serco and Itani accidentally getting into a choir unarmed and forced to sing

@Darth

Listening to it now

Hot DAMN that's some ABW Shit right there

Nice use of the resources you have, it sounds like Serco and Itani accidentally getting into a choir unarmed and forced to sing