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Dec 20, 2015 jordanmorgan14f link
Contrary to popular opinion, I'm not a huge fan of dick waving. But with propoganda bots like aVOIDable and the endless slander by FAMY and ONE, I've decided to start posting cold hard facts. I will start with tonights furballs with FAMY and ONE. Does this prove I am the best in VO? Does it prove I am better than any single FAMY? Absolutely not. As you can see Dirty killed me before he logged, and Hawk was destroying my RevC with a single stream of Jacks. But the ratio. 20-8 against VOIDs enemies. I like those numbers. But this is by no means a one sided conversation. ONE and FAMY can feel free to share their PvP dumps, or anyone for that matter.

Dec 20, 2015 TheRedSpy link
Name Nation Licenses* Kills Deaths Missions completed
Voidance Itani 11/10/8/12/6 1484/6478 1836 395/0

If your ratio against your enemies is so good why do you have 1484 kills to 1836 deaths. I've had a positive KDR on my kills/deaths despite at least 500 of those deaths being from /explode whilst ferrying ships to new locations.

The only conclusion we can draw from this is that this is a much better than average night for you. Even so, only two of the players on that list have been playing longer than you: Dirty 'oRe and YT-1300 only one of which you managed to actually kill.

So if you are dick waving here then it's fair to say you're waving your dick around on a cold dark winter night off a hotel window somewhere in a big city where nobody's really going to pay any attention to it. No worries.

In other news, you're running both TCFT2 and Anyx which means there's at least a rebuttable presumption that you're a spy for both TGFT and Itan.

Why VOID has pivoted from being a once respectable Serco Nationalist mercenary guild into this bizzare machination that it is today is beyond me but I wouldn't be surprised if the reason is because Blaqk made his password something really easy to guess and greenwall logged into it and decided to have a hoot.

I do however like whatever skin you've got, its much cleaner and clearer than the default interface.
Dec 20, 2015 jordanmorgan14f link
It's FAMYs yarr skin actually. And my KD is because I had about 400 deaths as a mobile nub. And the players on the list have been playing longer than me. I played for a total of 8 months. 8 months of subscription on my history.almost 1500pks. 1300 of those in the last 2 months. My dick is waving on a warm summer morning in a public park erect as the empire state building.

[EDIT] Hawkfeather has been playing much longer than me, but he was using a track pad rag with jaks, so lets not count that.
Dec 20, 2015 Hawkfeather link
Cold, hard fact #1: There are exactly 5 people in VOID who have ever killed me: EP, Sieger, Galanoth, Reverliss, and Blaqk. The first two defeat me on a regular basis, but I would imagine my record against Galanoth to be something along the lines of between a 5:1 and 6:1 ratio. I had some very good fights against Reverliss today, and we ended up going 1:1, but I was using a trackpad (infernal thing) instead of the mouse I normally use. Blaqk killed me a couple of times the first day I met him, but I haven't lost since. In short, I can definitely back up my threats with numbers.

Cold, hard fact #2: I'm not the best pilot in FAMY. Savet, YT-1300, and FBP certainly outclass me, and I would consider Digital Punk, Vskye, failure, and others to be equals in combat. Our roster is deep, a consequence of our meticulous and strict requirements. Only the best join La Familia.

Cold, hard fact #3: THIS THREAD IS ABOUT DICK WAVING!! This is what I'm talking about, Galanoth. You say one thing and do the exact opposite. It's inconsistent, annoying, and rude, and you shouldn't act so incredulous when people get mad at you for it. I'm having a real hard time with the idea that the people on VOID's council, most of whom I like or at least respect, are OK with Galanoth taking a huge dump all over their relations with the guild they should be most closely allied with (not to mention every other guild, for that matter). It's a pity because you're fun to fight and I know you CAN be pleasant - you just choose not to. Learn to play and have fun WITHOUT ruining everyone else's day - it's really not that hard.
Dec 20, 2015 jordanmorgan14f link
You mates started this shit. Everything here is in DEFENSE of VOID. I know you are better than me.YT-1300 is not. The only time I've fought Savet I won.FPB is a beast, but inactive,I beat Digital Punk. Vsyke, and if my suspicions of joylessjokers alt is correct, he's trash. Don't twist shit, I attempted to be nice. Remember how this started. You threatened us. Not the other way around.
Dec 20, 2015 TheRedSpy link
My dick is waving on a warm summer morning in a public park erect as the empire state building.

Yet somehow the girls are still walking past and giggling at you mate, I wonder why that is.
Dec 20, 2015 jordanmorgan14f link
Because they want the D Espionage. That's why.
Dec 20, 2015 TheRedSpy link
You're like a version of westacular who was in the cool group at school, the one that used to hide behind the sports shed smoking bud.

I can't wait until the two of you join a guild together.
Dec 20, 2015 jordanmorgan14f link
Weird... I did smoke bud behind the sports shed. You know me so well. And Wes will come around eventually. For the time being we are cool with each other, but its a matter of time before he joins VOIDs all-star team.
Dec 20, 2015 Hawkfeather link
Don't twist shit, I attempted to be nice. Remember how this started. You threatened us. Not the other way around.

/me points to the thread created by Blaqk entitled "VOID claims grey", where his only message is "expect hostility."

Your hypocrisy level - it's over 9000!!!!!
Dec 20, 2015 greenwall link
Because they want the D Espionage. That's why.

this was great
Dec 20, 2015 jordanmorgan14f link
How is our claim of GREY a threat to FAMY? You were allied with us at that time so you would've been part of that. But FAMY doesn't like sharing, so VOID decided not to share. Don't be a hypocrite about being a hypocrite. We can pew and talk shit all day. My only problem is the great underestimation of VOIDs power. How is that even in dispute? We have a great squad. One of the best combat groups in VO at the moment, if not the best. But even uttering so get such a toxic response from FAMY, ONE, and other haters. It enrages you to see another big dog in Greyspace. Why that is I don't know. You could've kept the alliance we had, but you turned it into a cockfight. Ye even managed to piss off Blaqk, who was all about the FAMY/VOID alliance, even when I wasn't. Shame I came around to it after he was ticked, and a shame your attacks have reverted me back to my previous standpoin t on the issue. We aren't worried about you. Every time I log I come out with a positive KD. (Obviously not while I was a mobile pleb, Espi). When group furballs happen, VOID has came out on top every time. Not counting when ONE manages to catch piment and loophole flying alone. You can make hundreds of propaganda bots, hundreds of underestimations of VOID, but until I start feeling the force of FAMY and ONE that keeps hurling aimless slander, I will continue to rebuke your claims with facts, and with blasters. Ye can kill me Hawkfeather. But the majority of FAMY can't. And we haven't even gotten to EP and Sieger mate. See you in space.
Dec 20, 2015 Hawkfeather link
You were allied with us at that time so you would've been part of that. But FAMY doesn't like sharing, so VOID decided not to share.

Neither of you ever wanted an "alliance", you want submission - which is not going to happen. As a response to our efforts to compromise and seek after the best interests of both sides, Blaqk foolishly asked us to pay you in order to be on good terms. He's fighting back now because he's embarrased about that, and he's letting your grandiose dick-waving go to his head. VOID's (as a guild, not individually, I'll add) interactions with FAMY over the past few weeks have been at best tense, and at worst vindictive and condescending. We still want to play nice, but you've cut off every avenue we've offered with frankly insulting terms.

Blaqk told me directly that you (Galanoth) have "had it out for FAMY" since the beginning. You've tried to convince members of your guild that came from GREY that YT/FAMY is to be blamed for its collapse, when in fact YOU are the one that declared war on and alienated every other guild in the game. YT simply didn't understand the undertaking, and both he and I were taken aback by a bunch of guild members leaving all of a sudden without first fully discussing the idea and making plans. Both he and I have apologized to those who were hurt by this for not trying to be more active in the discussion, but I will point out here that it was YOU, again, that advocated the suddenness of the split, and if it had been handled more effectively there's a chance that GREY could be doing very well now.

don't be a hypocrite about being a hypocrite

don't be a hypocrite about being a hypocrite about being a hypocrite. I can do this all day, if you really want me to.

My only problem is the great underestimation of VOIDs power. How is that even in dispute? We have a great squad. One of the best combat groups in VO at the moment, if not the best.

If you're basing your estimation of strength on EP and Sieger, well, that's nothing new. EP and Sieger are not part of your "squad", they do their own thing. EP joined, but I have yet to see him do anything in game to support VOID. Sieger's in VOID because (direct quote from Sieger): "VOID promised me I could shoot whoever I want". Based on this and the rest of my conversation with him he has no loyalty to you - he just likes shooting stuff, and you're letting him do it. If you have to borrow credibility, it means you have none yourself.

If you're trying to establish credibility based on the combat ability of yourself and the others in your guild, see my above post. Just because some of your pilots sometimes (or even always!) come out with positive KDA, doesn't mean your whole guild is somehow amazing. I've only logged with more deaths than PKs once in the last 3 months, and my point was that the others active in the guild are better than or not far behind me. You have a few good pilots, but the skill level drops off quickly beyond that. Don't try to tell me how good Piment is, I'm not buying it.

Looking at guild activity, you have a point - but only in the last week and a half. FAMY was far more active than VOID is now for a long time before VOID was even on the map, and a small hiccup in activity doesn't change a solid history. We're back in full force - there are 4 FAMY members in your PvP list tonight, and that's not even all that were online. Quite enough to compete with your "homies", that's for sure.

I will continue to rebuke your claims with facts, and with blasters.

funny that this sentence occurs in a paragraph containing no concrete facts. I'm the one defending here, and if I do say so myself I'm doing a heck of a good job of it. I've answered all of your points, and you have nothing real to respond with. The evidence just doesn't add up, Gal, and you know it. If you really care about your buddies in VOID, do them a favor and leave so we can all start cleaning up your mess.
Dec 20, 2015 Hawkfeather link
also:

I'm not a huge fan of dick waving.

...but...

My dick is waving on a warm summer morning in a public park erect as the empire state building.

/me keeps his dick where it belongs - in his pants, or in a vagina.
Dec 20, 2015 Sieger link
Man what the hell I'm doing... I'm posting in RP. Shit.

Alright I just came to say I'm enjoyin' my stay in VOID Hawky. So don't you twist my words. There is much group PvP fun to be had. If anything, VOID is pretty reliable on that matter... I say "yo, group XYZ is in B8. let's shoot 'em" and 5 minutes later I got atleast 2 people by my side and it's gonna be an enjoyable game night.
Secondly there are the reactions to my stay in VOID and they're more than hilarious (drunken Dirty 'oRe on 100, you tryna go all therapist on me etc.). It's worth it!

Now let's go back to pewin'. Less Forums talk. I wanna exclude second class playerbase: The forum whiners who never play.
Dec 20, 2015 yodaofborg link
I wanna join VOID!
Dec 20, 2015 TheRedSpy link
"I'm enjoyin' my stay in VOID"

"reactions to my stay in VOID"

Sieger doesn't even pretend that he's actually keen be a VOID long term, it's just a temporary 'stay'. No worries Sieger, continuing that great streak of loyalty you've got there mate.

What next, Galanoth, Westacular and Sieger make a new Itani Nationalist guild and declare war on TRI?
Dec 20, 2015 joylessjoker link
Better tuck it away where it belongs, lest it turns into a smoldering stub.

If this thread proves anything, its that galanoth is an attention whore. Also a drama queen.


Alright I just came to say I'm enjoyin' my stay in VOID Hawky. So don't you twist my words. There is much group PvP fun to be had. If anything, VOID is pretty reliable on that matter...


Yes... and as soon as they stop being reliable, you're out of there. That's the point, little angry german kid.
Dec 20, 2015 jordanmorgan14f link
Lol logonorstfubitch
Dec 20, 2015 joylessjoker link
Hm, yeah? Language. Whistler, come here and do your thing.