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haha DeathSpores I read that on first glance as "I don't **** bears *till* I kill them"...
I read that on first glance as "I don't **** bears *till* I kill them"...
I was going to find an image of bear necrophilia for the thread, but then thought better of looking for that from my office computer.
I was going to find an image of bear necrophilia for the thread, but then thought better of looking for that from my office computer.
I am genuinely surprised that whistler didn't lock this thread yet. Perhaps he is even [rudeness omitted].
My question is:
What's the attraction for you joining nationalist serco guilds?
What's the attraction for you joining nationalist serco guilds?
Does this ring true for you?
The neck has spent years out on the bogan frontier. It was only after sweet tribal sleeves, some mad calf tatts, and some sick chest and back pieces of dragons that the bogan would start nominating its neck as prime real estate for the newest visual representation of its soul. Similarly, it has been willing to have any number of its orifices (orifii?) violated in preference to turning up somewhere with a plum-coloured hickey bruise on its neck. Yes, the bogan’s neck has always been sacred, save for being used as an occasional hanging place for shark teeth and Tiffany logos. Even Pandora and Livestrong were unable to colonise the space from their stronghold on the bogan’s wrist.
But that was then. In 2014, the bogan has mutated once more. It is currently unable to open either a liquor bottle or a social media platform without contemplating its neck, and nominating it. Like a smug giraffe, the bogan will marvel at its own neck, and declare that none of its friends have a neck quite so splendid. Which is to say: bogan is filmed swiftly consuming alcoholic beverage, and then nominates someone to do likewise. Being the creature of excellence that it is, the boganic spiral towards disaster commences.
Neck being used to full potentialJust as the bogan giddily embraced planking in 2011, a fad that led to an unfortunate death from a 7th floor Brisbane balcony, so it will presumably be with neknominating. In the case of planking, the slower mobile data speeds and smaller data caps of three years ago meant that the bogan was generally limited to merely posting a photo of itself planking on Facebook. But the arrival of 4G has allowed the bogan’s creativity to flourish. It’s not simply about consuming the beverage, the twenty seconds of footage is also a thrilling platform for a talent/stupidity contest. Can the bogan think of something fucking idiotic to do before/during/after having a drink? Yes it can.
Careful scriptwriting is now required, with intense pre-video deliberations occurring to determine the more theatrical components of the video. New footage from the field reveals an audacious neknominate effort that involves hanging off the bottom off an airborne helicopter without a harness, and smashing down a delicious 375ml of Victoria Bitter. In another, a bogan nails its scrotum to a wooden board, then consumes its drink. No female bogan has yet had the balls to emulate that feat, but it’s not beyond the realm of possibility that one will choose to give a bit of lip in return. And the Mexican wave of boganity continues.
Just as Australia’s rampant prosperity creates ever more bogans, it also taketh them away. Darwin is not only a city where bogans ride crocodiles and make the NT News Australia’s finest newspaper, it is also an –ism that will spare no corner of the continent. The Abbott Government’s plan to water down the National Broadband Network stands out as a beacon of hope to save the bogan from itself. With excessive data speed comes an uncontrollable deluge of bogan exhibitionist daredevil idiocy, which has the capacity send the bogan the way of the Tasmanian devil. So, next time you see the bogan risking its nek, nominate Tony Abbott to strangle its interwebs for its own good.
The neck has spent years out on the bogan frontier. It was only after sweet tribal sleeves, some mad calf tatts, and some sick chest and back pieces of dragons that the bogan would start nominating its neck as prime real estate for the newest visual representation of its soul. Similarly, it has been willing to have any number of its orifices (orifii?) violated in preference to turning up somewhere with a plum-coloured hickey bruise on its neck. Yes, the bogan’s neck has always been sacred, save for being used as an occasional hanging place for shark teeth and Tiffany logos. Even Pandora and Livestrong were unable to colonise the space from their stronghold on the bogan’s wrist.
But that was then. In 2014, the bogan has mutated once more. It is currently unable to open either a liquor bottle or a social media platform without contemplating its neck, and nominating it. Like a smug giraffe, the bogan will marvel at its own neck, and declare that none of its friends have a neck quite so splendid. Which is to say: bogan is filmed swiftly consuming alcoholic beverage, and then nominates someone to do likewise. Being the creature of excellence that it is, the boganic spiral towards disaster commences.
Neck being used to full potentialJust as the bogan giddily embraced planking in 2011, a fad that led to an unfortunate death from a 7th floor Brisbane balcony, so it will presumably be with neknominating. In the case of planking, the slower mobile data speeds and smaller data caps of three years ago meant that the bogan was generally limited to merely posting a photo of itself planking on Facebook. But the arrival of 4G has allowed the bogan’s creativity to flourish. It’s not simply about consuming the beverage, the twenty seconds of footage is also a thrilling platform for a talent/stupidity contest. Can the bogan think of something fucking idiotic to do before/during/after having a drink? Yes it can.
Careful scriptwriting is now required, with intense pre-video deliberations occurring to determine the more theatrical components of the video. New footage from the field reveals an audacious neknominate effort that involves hanging off the bottom off an airborne helicopter without a harness, and smashing down a delicious 375ml of Victoria Bitter. In another, a bogan nails its scrotum to a wooden board, then consumes its drink. No female bogan has yet had the balls to emulate that feat, but it’s not beyond the realm of possibility that one will choose to give a bit of lip in return. And the Mexican wave of boganity continues.
Just as Australia’s rampant prosperity creates ever more bogans, it also taketh them away. Darwin is not only a city where bogans ride crocodiles and make the NT News Australia’s finest newspaper, it is also an –ism that will spare no corner of the continent. The Abbott Government’s plan to water down the National Broadband Network stands out as a beacon of hope to save the bogan from itself. With excessive data speed comes an uncontrollable deluge of bogan exhibitionist daredevil idiocy, which has the capacity send the bogan the way of the Tasmanian devil. So, next time you see the bogan risking its nek, nominate Tony Abbott to strangle its interwebs for its own good.
Hahahahahahahahahaha
I think the question inevitable wants to ask is:
Please tell us what being a bogan means to you?
Please tell us what being a bogan means to you?
Watch the full episode on YouTube
Estimated 54 minutes left on uploading, then all the normal processing stuff after that. It's a 45 minute episode so have fun!
Link updated in the OP as well.
Estimated 54 minutes left on uploading, then all the normal processing stuff after that. It's a 45 minute episode so have fun!
Link updated in the OP as well.
Good interview! He totally missed "this one time" but he was probably skeeered.
Hahaha oh I forgot about those! Lazy you should have asked!
Lol, bloody spacebears rar
He did. You thought he was talking about Yoda. You blew it. Blew it!
/me hides in shame. He's hard to hear sometimes heh.
You guys had a golden gaytime!
Much better interview.
Much better interview.
Well, who wouldn't want to talk about Yoda! He's such a great gu... oh yeah :D I'm someones fav ass-hat! Do I get a medal? :)
wow you asked all the questions... nice job Lazy.
Also, nice job dodging my question, EP!
Also, nice job dodging my question, EP!
We had reruns of a few questions because he wasn't recording when I gave my answer, that particular one I answered way better in the first instance.
I was hoping to have more issues worked out by episode #3, like the camera sync stuff, one camera stayed synced, and one is off, so I used the one that was in sync until it ran out of storage.
And I didn't know that I was hard to hear at times, but I have had this weird 2 mic setup going but I think I figured out a way to use the same mic for everything.
So hopefully things start to smooth out, thanks for hanging in the Estrian, appreciate you being a part of the show.
And I didn't know that I was hard to hear at times, but I have had this weird 2 mic setup going but I think I figured out a way to use the same mic for everything.
So hopefully things start to smooth out, thanks for hanging in the Estrian, appreciate you being a part of the show.
That was a great interview. Glad to see they're getting better.