Pew Chat Die is a talk show style interview done by me TheLaZyDj. This shows guest is the famous nationalist Hoban -Wash- Washburn, now known as Grandpa Wash

Watch the full episode on YouTube
Watch the Promo on YouTube

This thread is for questions you would like me to ask Grandpa Wash during our interview.

I will of course screen questions before asking the guest as well as they can choose not to answer a question if they so desire. It's a interview, not interrogation.

At some point during the interview we will fight, hence the name pew chat die.

Thank you for your support and leave your questions down below,
TheLaZyDj - Vendetta OnAir

Alright wash when did you first start playing and how did you find [ONE]

From personal experience, I put bets on hoban in the pew part of the episode.

I look forward to the interview!

For the question... Why ignore people who are good at hunting an enemy? It's not like I chatted with you much if at all. I've seen you ignore others that explode your ships. Since you finished your dent, I doubt I'll explode as many of your moths, mining rags and botting taurs anymore. I think you'd be a fun pvp opponent.

Why do you keep playing?

Who?

greenwall is referring to wash, since he dies so much and ignores those who kill him as lame as he is instead of respecting them and learning from them.

^^^ Kenny's mad cause his XC just went boom and he lost 4 FFSA. Karma sir. :D

lol, wash, like you're good enough to have anything to do with that

yes my question is for wash, but my reason for the question is not what kb suggests.

No, I mean who is this guy who's going to be interviewed. Never heard of this noob.

My question: What is your motivation to play for the Serco? Why did you pick them over the Itani when you first decided to fight for a military?

I could always use more intel on enemy organizations.

But Blaqk, didn't you volunteer for episode 8?

Who is your favorite musician to listen to while playing and why is it Justin Bieber?

What are your favorite dish soap and laundry detergent?

What is the least hygienic thing about Itani?

Which is better: Serco Ale, Deneb Rum, or Dau Wine? Be honest.

What are five things the Serco Dominion doesn't want us to know?

How many grandchildren do you have? (As the character, I mean; not IRL)

Did you, or did you not have sexual relations with that Smurf?

What is your favorite dinosaur figurine, and why?

I don't mind #8, I do have a question or three for the old man.

Why does the serco menace refuse to stay within its own nation?

Why do serco nationals resort to piracy and guerrilla warfare when faced against a superior combat unit?

Why has ONE fallen as low as FAMY to go and spew misinformation and lies in the direction of VOID?

How do you feel you add to the game's RP in your own unique way?

What is your history outside of ONE?

What is your current view on the state of various VO Guilds?

Does it burn when you pee?

What did you do with Harkin?