Greetings fellow space based business associates, traders, roid farmers, fighter jocks, and anyone else sharing the galactic super highway....Ladies, Gentlemen (edit) and Bears, I have grim news indeed. It would appear that we have been flooded with second rate warranty programs. Being a man for the people, I decided to try a few of these "Not FAMY" warranties last week. I would like to tell you I was wrong. I wish I was here to tell you the 'verse is safer than ever. Alas, sometimes it 's the pits to be right all the time. I was blowing sprockets left and right. The VOID version gave my ship the runs. Second rate is truly to nice a title for such junk products. So please fellow pilots, only buy the best. Only buy FAMY. Stay safe. Live to tell about. (And never forget, they are cheaper outside of grey, but will be valid everywhere). So contact your local FAMY rep today, or stop by our site for more information.

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Cheers,
-Nithandreal

I agree, it IS for the children after all. Think about the example you set for the future. Eloquent and to the point. Thank you Mr. Bear.

I would pay but us bears do indeed carry little, if it all money's rar.

Just the bare necessities, huh?

Payment need only be something of value. While credits are the most straightforward example of this value, they are in no way the ONLY representation of value. I'm sure that bears hold at least something of value. Something's been paying for all of the ships with retrofitted bear crash seats after all. If nothing else, I've heard bear meat is to die for.

Ummm we has deer meet its sss graded rar

That sounds like the exact kind of outside the box thinking we strive for in our future customers.

I hear bear gallbladders are quite valuable...extracting them from the spacebears should be amusing (for the warranty salesperson, if not for the bear).

I would run from VOID to.

Rumors of FAMY's demise are fabrications by posers and those that would like to not to be seen by FAMY.

And, Xeha, since you so casually commented that FAMY is "dead" perhaps we might invite you to be the life of an upcoming party :-)

Invest in your upcoming travel plans today! Purchase the Platinum Coverage from an authorized FAMY representative BEFORE traveling with precious cargo!

Yarr!


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HHTT can testify to this in dealing with one of the other warranty guilds. The requested order was commodities from nation space. Veiled threats of equipment failure were levied against HHTT during negotiations in the event order was not filled. Negotiations were concluded with a deal that barely covered flight time, hazard pay, and stock cost. HHTT pilot was standing by in delivery sector, transmitted final coordinates, and was surprised to see another agent from same guild jump into sector. Noticing the arrival was closing with hostile intent, he attempted to dock. Without any hail demanding parlay, his ship began to take fire from the guildmate in question.

HHTT is now reconsidering the manner it conducts business with unknown agents, but can testify to a previous, sterling relationship with FAMY.