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A Serendipidis Arrival - BBC Reports!
Whilst going about my affairs today I entered Latos I-8, to find the noble Space Cows of [MOO] had taken the station from the VOID pests, who, along with some TGFT members, were attempting to regain access.
I parked The Heart of Blarg and observed for a while, but the VOID/TGFT alliance failed to re-take it from the magnificent herd of Stella Bovinius that had migrated to Latos I-8. Once again, we see the irrelevance of the perceived "VOID Power" in Greyspace, despite what appears to be an alliance with the 'verses "Largest Trading Guild", TGFT. More as it happens.
Blargain Broadcasting Chair.
I parked The Heart of Blarg and observed for a while, but the VOID/TGFT alliance failed to re-take it from the magnificent herd of Stella Bovinius that had migrated to Latos I-8. Once again, we see the irrelevance of the perceived "VOID Power" in Greyspace, despite what appears to be an alliance with the 'verses "Largest Trading Guild", TGFT. More as it happens.
Blargain Broadcasting Chair.
MOO is as MOO does TGFT prevailed later on......
VOID and TGFT was able to take the station with only 2 players, so just how noble the space cows is is up for debate, I guess they`re just as noble as any other cow stuck in the muck.
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Given that Moo took the station with only 1 elephant and 1 cow.
A cow and an elephant were dispatched to remove unworthy humans of TGFT and VOID from the I-8 pastures promptly and mercilessly.
Unworthy human infidels had several futile attempts at intruding on our rightfully claimed and owned pasture which were met with deadly force and a fair number of TGFT & VOID humans were eliminated and devoured in the process (Deep Space Pigs like to chew their ears off. We know it's a nasty habit but the little oinkers are sometimes hard to control).
After we had our way with the pasture, the collective moved on and left I-8 unattended.
Several hours later while we retreated to our deep space sleep some unworthy TGFT & VOID humans reentered the desolate pasture.
We are a noble space faring race and we tolerate their renewed presence there until the time we decide to use that pasture again.
At such time it would be advisable for the unworthy human infidels to remove themselves from our pasture to avoid mass carnage and slaughter like they suffered before.
We are The Space Cows Collective, an ancient noble space faring race and the rightful owners of the VO Universe. We go where we want and do what we want.
If you are a human infidel - beware of our wrath. If you respect us we will return it with kindness.
[MOO]
Unworthy human infidels had several futile attempts at intruding on our rightfully claimed and owned pasture which were met with deadly force and a fair number of TGFT & VOID humans were eliminated and devoured in the process (Deep Space Pigs like to chew their ears off. We know it's a nasty habit but the little oinkers are sometimes hard to control).
After we had our way with the pasture, the collective moved on and left I-8 unattended.
Several hours later while we retreated to our deep space sleep some unworthy TGFT & VOID humans reentered the desolate pasture.
We are a noble space faring race and we tolerate their renewed presence there until the time we decide to use that pasture again.
At such time it would be advisable for the unworthy human infidels to remove themselves from our pasture to avoid mass carnage and slaughter like they suffered before.
We are The Space Cows Collective, an ancient noble space faring race and the rightful owners of the VO Universe. We go where we want and do what we want.
If you are a human infidel - beware of our wrath. If you respect us we will return it with kindness.
[MOO]
Do you have 5 Utters of your religion? (Pun intended.)
As an unworthy human infidel you do not deserve an answer but we are feeling generous today so ...
The Noble Stella Bovinus Collective has 3 prime utters, remember them well if you want to survive in VO universe:
1. moo
2. squeak
3. oink, oink
The Noble Stella Bovinus Collective has 3 prime utters, remember them well if you want to survive in VO universe:
1. moo
2. squeak
3. oink, oink