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SPACOKING - Space Cooking with Gruzul Darkfire ^-^

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Sep 06, 2016 Gruzul Darkfire link
Welcome to SPACOKING, the IKEA inspired Cooking Show with your host Gruzul Darkfire.

Watch this space for simple tips and tricks on turning those bland 'sack & tube' pilot rations into cuisine of the capitol sectors.
Sep 07, 2016 SR_7136_HELLCAT link
!wat
Sep 07, 2016 Gruzul Darkfire link
hej!
Sep 08, 2016 Gruzul Darkfire link
O.o this space...
Sep 08, 2016 Gruzul Darkfire link
Wait for it...
Sep 08, 2016 anamal link
Today we will be making a cake!

2 cu of carbonic
120 cu of food
5 cu dyes

add in bowl, stir firmly..serve!
Sep 09, 2016 Gruzul Darkfire link
-.- ...and bake at 350 - 375 F 177 - 190 C for 20 - 35 minutes.
Sep 09, 2016 SR_7136_HELLCAT link
1 (18.25-ounce) package chocolate cake mix
1 can prepared coconut–pecan frosting
3/4 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine
1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
2 cups all-purpose flour
Don't forget garnishes such as:

Fish-shaped crackers
Fish-shaped candies
Fish-shaped solid waste
Fish-shaped dirt
Fish-shaped ethylbenzene
Pull-and-peel licorice
Fish-shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment-shaped sediment
Candy-coated peanut butter pieces (shaped like fish)
1 cup lemon juice
Alpha resins
Unsaturated polyester resin
Fiberglass surface resins and volatile malted milk impoundments
9 large egg yolks
12 medium geosynthetic membranes
1 cup granulated sugar
An entry called: "How to Kill Someone with Your Bare Hands"
2 cups rhubarb, sliced
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb
1 tbsp. all-purpose rhubarb
1 tsp. grated orange rhubarb
3 tbsp. rhubarb, on fire
1 large rhubarb
1 cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
2 tbsp. rhubarb juice
Adjustable aluminum head positioner
Slaughter electric needle injector
Cordless electric needle injector
Injector needle driver
Injector needle gun
Cranial caps
And it contains proven preservatives, deep-penetration agents, and gas- and odor-control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
Sep 09, 2016 anamal link
Last section is extremely suggestive lol ;)
Sep 09, 2016 Gruzul Darkfire link
"Deep-Penetration Agents" lorfols ^-^
Sep 09, 2016 Pizzasgood link
Sep 09, 2016 anamal link
Well I was thinking of "deodorizing putrid tissue" is like..you know when it passes? Idk.
Sep 10, 2016 Gruzul Darkfire link
I hunger ^-^
Sep 10, 2016 anamal link
Me too, jello is the best
Sep 10, 2016 Gruzul Darkfire link
Jello on people is the best.
Sep 10, 2016 anamal link
O.o?
Sep 10, 2016 Gruzul Darkfire link
0.0 !!!
Sep 12, 2016 SR_7136_HELLCAT link
Needs more Rhubarb :/
Sep 12, 2016 Gruzul Darkfire link
Lorfols... do these kids even know what Rhubarb is?
Sep 12, 2016 Pizzasgood link
It's a reddish stalky kind of plant with poisonous leaves. We used to grow the stuff in our garden when I was a kid, and then we'd haul it over to Grandma's where she'd run the manufacturing mission to produce Rhubarb Crumble out of it. Good stuff.