DEARESTS HHTT:

Ie HAV MOEST UNFORTUANTE NUEZ. YUE GRAET CHEK TUE DRED PIERIT RAABERTS BOUNTSD. SADEST DAEZ INDDEED. PLEEZ KAANTAKT AT ERLEEYIST CONVIENCED OR MENEE PAINFULL REBIRTHS UWWAET/ MENEE BLESSINGS.

GAAD BLESSINGS

-TVNS

Omg. Your pidgeon english has gotten worse.

Hide your goats people. It's goin down for real.

There are some unresolved product delivery and assurance issues on your end that must be resolved before payment of fees can be resumed. Please attend to your quality control process. I.e: coordinated third party nullification.

Never pay the edit alts!

I believe you are confused.

Processing fees cover passage through Edras, that is it. We are not FAMY selling space wide warranties. The fact that you get 24 hours for making a payment was not my idea. If it worked my way you would pay every time you passed through.

Do we contract to #DIE to handle UIT who run the border without paying? yes we do.

Any death you experience after paying processing fees for Edras or now Latos is on you. Once you pay we are not concerned with what happens to you nor do we pass our paying info to any other guild. #DIE existed long before we did and as such yes we have asked them to handle dealing with non paying UIT.

I personally prefer you don't pay as I would rather kill you and take your cargo.

Have a nice day.

Nith's translation service:

"Dear HHTT,

I have most unfortunate news. Your check to Dread Pirate Robert's has bounced. Bummer. Please make contact at your earliest convenience, or many painful deaths await you....

...yadda yadda blessings yadda yadda....ect."

Everyone reading this owes Nith 10c

-FAMY

/give money nith 10c
:P

Please put my 10c on yoda's bill, he already owes me so much monies.