After watching his favorite classic, the pilot then decided to eat his cereal. and then...

he received an incoming hail by an unknown ship which said "yarr scumbag. hold ye ship and turn off that crap. pay up 300k or ye gunna go up in flames!!!" in shock, the pilot decided to...

Use the logoff abuse and instantly logged off

But when he logged on,he was greeted by...

The same persistent pirate which demanded the money one last time, when the pilot refused and attempted to flee the pirate. He was...

suddenly rescued by a rogue Ion storm, which helped obscure the pilot from view. however, worse things were hiding in the storm, like...

The pilots in-laws,he then tried to hide behind a roid but suddenly he was pulled away by...

a space llama who promptly spat in his face and stole his spaceship, leaving him floating in cold dead space. That's when the thought occurred to him that...

he really should have just paid. Fortunately...

The indistructable Nokia 3310 also serves as a ship! The pilot then gleaming with joy began to...

...seat himself on the touchscreen that was greasy and dirty, because his 12 year-old chat warring son had used it before to play Vendetta Online. Finally, when the pilot became comfortable, he...

...jumped off the phone when it buzzed with an incoming text message from...

In laws! The pilot then began to freak out causing him to...

Make a deadly turn, barely missing a group of...

spacebears! Shocked by the sight of the spacebears, as they flew forward in their spaceships, brushing their fur and wearing their [GFUR] suits, the pilot decided to...

disguise himself as one, so he could save himself from furry domination. He put the Nokia ship in turbo, and quickly grabbed his "just in case" furry suit, just when...

The infamous Capt'N Blood jumped out of nowhere, with his blasting hog II, strongly determined to get himself a brand new spacebear carpet! The pilot had no choice but to drop the comfy furry suit and...

...grab onto the hog's tail fin so that...

Capt'N Blood wouldn't take him behind a roid. He then starts to wonder if a trip behind the roid would be fun, but suddenly remembers that one time when...

When Laboon stole his catchphrase, suddenly the thought occurred to him. Why not....