The Mighty Empire of Blarg remains neutral in both guild and national conflicts. It can be done, at least on the scale of an individual. Keeping a whole guild neutral would be much harder...

sure is faille, sure is...

The only Neapolitan thing I've (knowingly) had is ice cream. I'm not what you'd call a sophisticated diner. :)

OH MY GOD!!!! You haven't had good authentic pizza yet in your entire lifetime. Let's remedy that THIS INSTANT.

Quite fortunately, you don't need to fly to Italy to get this style of pizza. If you live in a relatively big city, odds are there is a Neapolitan pizzeria in it. Google maps is your best friend. Look for "neapolitan pizzeria"

https://jcreidtx.com/2011/the-truth-about-neapolitan-style-pizza/

http://slice.seriouseats.com/archives/2011/08/what-to-expect-at-a-neapolitan-pizzeria.html

I've never heard of this google thing -- I'll have to check out on the world wide web.

Alright. I don't really like eating out, but I'll add it to my list of things to do this year.

@Greenwall: Google is like WebCrawler, but with 90% less arachnid and 5000% more ogle.

Bumping just to laugh at Sieger and third the Pizza Hut/BookIt! program as the fucking shit. Though that was back in early elementary school, before better pizza options became widely available.