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Set yourselves on fire.
I'm 90% sure that we can bring back God Emperor CEO Arch-Duke Chumboat.
If if we all scream BOAT and set a cat or rabbit on fire! We can summon him back to VODAFONE.
I mean VO...
Go now my servants set various pigs ducks cuckoos and cats ablaze for Chumboat. If you can't find one because VO has no biological life, then set a robot on fire! Find a revenant or behemoth and set it on fire! See if there are people inside, there won't be, there never is. But find them! And couple your love for Chumboat with tangible offerings... Like like that thing you you do in winter with the magic tree. Pray to Chumboat and the magic tree!
If if we all scream BOAT and set a cat or rabbit on fire! We can summon him back to VODAFONE.
I mean VO...
Go now my servants set various pigs ducks cuckoos and cats ablaze for Chumboat. If you can't find one because VO has no biological life, then set a robot on fire! Find a revenant or behemoth and set it on fire! See if there are people inside, there won't be, there never is. But find them! And couple your love for Chumboat with tangible offerings... Like like that thing you you do in winter with the magic tree. Pray to Chumboat and the magic tree!
brb, cat on fire...
The Planet of Aepog in the Ukari system appears to be filled with cold marshes, a biome that undoubtedly supports many different plants and animals. If the great manufacturing kings assist us, we surely would have enough explosive ordinance that can survive atmospheric entry to light those bogs ablaze, a small token of our wish for the return of the greatest Archduke.
The local 6 hive failures may try to protect the planet, however.
The local 6 hive failures may try to protect the planet, however.
Listen carefully to me Eli -
NO settng cats on fire....
(Apart from that it wouild be good to get Chum back)
NO settng cats on fire....
(Apart from that it wouild be good to get Chum back)
Thanks Whistler!
The magic magic tree lives on in the minds of our children!
The magic magic tree lives on in the minds of our children!