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TGFT stole my car keys

Sep 03, 2017 HighTechRedneck link
I have been sitting in the TGFT corporate parking lot for 2 days now,please send AAA. I am offering 1,500,000c for anyone who can get my keys please. I think Spud has them...please send help. the food here is horrible.

EDIT: 5,000,000c.
Sep 03, 2017 HighTechRedneck link
Never mind that, Bring me his head and you shall receive payment. I figured out how to hotwire; I lost half my pinky and caught my favorite flannel on fire but I'm not in the parking lot anymore.
Sep 04, 2017 Rolflor link
You can have your car keys back when you sober up ;-)
Be safe!
Sep 04, 2017 HighTechRedneck link
Corporate genocide doesn't sound TOO bad.
Sep 04, 2017 Spud_Nielster link
I sold them for 3cu.
Sep 04, 2017 Luxen link
3cu? 3cu of what? I hope it was a component to a peanut butter plant. We dont have enough peanut butter in space.
Sep 04, 2017 Spud_Nielster link
I got one cu of whole wheat bread, one of peanut butter, and one of jelly.

Marvelous sammich.

Now I need a milk.
Sep 05, 2017 AngelOfDeathXIV link
I don't think you'll find any milk around, last of the space cows was killed off a while ago.

Delicious space steak. :D
Sep 05, 2017 Spud_Nielster link
Dang the bad luck
Sep 05, 2017 Luxen link
Do any settled planets grow coconuts? I dont think Copacati does, or any of the UIT farming stations do.
Sep 05, 2017 HighTechRedneck link
I don't care about coconuts. I care about my car keys.
Sep 06, 2017 Spud_Nielster link
Well quit leaving them in station bars...