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Arrrr join the Cargo Liberation Movement TODAY!!! (or any day Arrrr)

Oct 07, 2004 yodaofborg link
Arrrr be you being sick of how the roid farmers treat the poor little nanites?

Arrrr cargo shipping is cruel, and one thing we promise, WE will take good care of it...

Join the [CLM] today and help stop this mis-treatment of good fine cargo arrrr... ;)

Also would exsting (active) members post here so we can have a headcount??.. Arrrr we be strong i tell ye! when we tell ye te jettison, ye should arrrr.....

You want to help stop the mis-carrage of cargo? Post here, we can help....
Oct 08, 2004 CrippledPidgeon link
I kinda think that "Cargo Liberation Front" would be a better sounding name.

Or the "Widget Targeting Front" as a suggestion.
Oct 08, 2004 DarkCreed link
As a member of the Cargo Liberation Movement any victem of mine gets this message before we attack, we target and hail them as such "Attention pilot, the CLM corp. requests you drop all cargo and leave the sector immediately" If they do not drop their cargo they are dead, however if they DO drop their cargo, they have CLM protection for their next few runs through our space, so all a trader has to do is line these pirates pockets and they have themselves an illegal escort through pirate space

P.S. CLM is an Elite branch of the Corvus Prime corporation, and therefore Odia and all subsequant grey sectors are guarded by us.
Oct 08, 2004 starfox link
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i c!! your not pirates so much as a protection racket. OK, now it makes sense. (makes note to get bigger guns for later on down the road,,,,errr,,,,trade lane)
Oct 09, 2004 yodaofborg link
Yes, the [CLM] are a pirate guild, and yes, they are good.....

I am not all i am cracked up to be, one of the n00b members beat me in a bus duel (it knocked the rust clean off me thank you...)...

I today leave the cargo liberation movement but do not leave behind all it stands for, i am a bad influence, and i hope a couple (at least) of you new members have been influenced by me, adios, see you on the flip side ;) - but more i hope this guild survives, as it has some real stong members, sorry, i do think im born to be a leader, and i was not, i abused my position as memeber, and this is why i left....

Note to all that hunted me, carry on, i prefer targets that shoot back, but hunt me if thats your game, not all CLM, some are not even hostile.....
Oct 09, 2004 AlienB link
Next time I catch you 'without weapons' I wont be so nice....
Oct 12, 2004 yodaofborg link
You could not catch me if you tried *B*...
Oct 13, 2004 Spider link
Ahh, so the CLM are what you carry.

You should teach your players not to be so confident with themselves. They appear confused when you kill them, and then say "but I didn't have any weapons".

Now, who of their right mind will go into space without weapons? In A Warthog?
Oct 13, 2004 genka link
It is a little known fact, but you cannot be damaged by player when not carrying any weapons.

*Snicker*
Oct 16, 2004 Shapenaji link
K Spider, you clocked me comin out of the station, and then when I met you later, ran, after I brought you down to almost nothin... Come back so I can finish the ownage :D.

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Plus, yoda, I wasn't strictly a n00b :)