'kay. Tram? Rogue?

I could impliment one if you'd like. Just compile me a fortune database. :P (non-binary form please. It's damned hard to manage binaries).

Okay. Fine. Just make a list of tips separated by blank lines.

On it, rogue.

Shwa. Rogue, you kick arse.

Not only do I kick arse, but I can make an infinitely looping, thread spawning monstrosity... in Ruby!!! Hide your systems!

:P

(I was playing with making the control input stuff its own thread. I accidentally put the thread spawning routine inside the infinite loop that parses the errors.log file. Disaster ensued)

Hahaa, forkbomb! (almost)

haha

And so he said, "Let there be ruby!", and there was ruby.