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It's a girl!

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Apr 01, 2003 StarFreeze link
On March 30th, 2003 StarFreeze(Father) Lil_Panda(Mother) gave birth to a beautiful little girl. Baby weighs 8lb. 2oz. and is 20 inches in length. The baby was named Verdandi, which was chosen by StarFreeze in honor of his first girlfriend Verdandi.
Comments by the family & doctor:

Lil_Panda: She just so cute & already she is showing signs of being an ace fighter pilot.

StarFreeze: I hope she becomes an ace fighter pilot and takes my spot as leader of the blue nation.

Doctor: Cute kid…I just hope she stays a girl all her life.

Any comments or congratulations will be appreciated.
Apr 01, 2003 Vlad link
Any cybernetic enhancements planned?
Apr 01, 2003 Pyro link
8| EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... :P
Apr 01, 2003 Renegade ++RIP++ link
/me congratulates the little one with it's birth. :D

cheers
Apr 02, 2003 Renegade ++RIP++ link
jorus takumi isn't but Rabid Panda sure acts like she is female :D

cheers
Apr 01, 2003 roguelazer link
/me mails a gift to StarFreeze

---- Three weeks later (UPS lost the package) ----
StarFreeze, upon recieving an unmarked brown box, hears an ominous ticking... He opens it and...
010011110111010101110100001000000110001101101111011011010110010101
110011001000000111010001101000011001010010000001101101011001010111
001101110011011000010110011101100101001000000010001001000001010100
000101001001001001010011000010000001000110010011110100111101001100
01010011001000000100010001000001010110010010000100100010





/me turns on the (RFC 3514) evil bit using his Whitespace© IDE.
Apr 01, 2003 Renegade ++RIP++ link
/me sticks it in his little multimaticsupertranslating and ultradedigitalisizing gumbalmachine :D.

And it spews out, a very tiny, not even noticeable remark:
//spoiler
















Out comes the message "APRIL FOOLS DAY!"

//end spoiler :D

cheers
Apr 01, 2003 Suicidal Lemming link
Sf has never gotten over verdandi yet has he?
Apr 01, 2003 Pyro link
*Hears a voice coming from a megaphone near rogue's house* "Please step away from the computer. You are under arrest for excessive reading of slashdot." :P
Apr 01, 2003 roguelazer link
It's always hard when you take a closer look and realize that, wait a minute, something's not right here...
Apr 01, 2003 Urza link
wait.. i thought we elected Phoenix as the leader of blue nation.
Apr 01, 2003 StarFreeze link
Sam wow ur behind...I've been leader ever since Phoenix left for that very long period of time.
Apr 02, 2003 chewy link
grats SF
Apr 02, 2003 Jorus link
the sad thing is .... uh.... i'm sure takumi isn't female, so obviously there was some invetro going on... :/ :p
Apr 01, 2003 roguelazer link
WTF? What's all this aboout leader of blue nation? Am I lost?
Apr 01, 2003 Crater Creator link
I didn't know Takumi was female...
Apr 02, 2003 Urza link
yeah, i am lost because Phoenix has been claiming he's leader now that he's back.
Apr 03, 2003 roguelazer link
There is no leader yet until the remaining 2+ people vote. If they haven't by the time I leave for vacation next Tuesday, the person in the lead wins and the non-voters are disgraced.
Apr 03, 2003 Urza link
haha.. it aint fair, teh vote started befoer i returned.. oh well.
May 09, 2003 StarFreeze link
Hehehe verdandi...i never noticed u responded :)