christmas is full of peace and love and good will towards men. as we saw in the other threads, our father robert heinlein teaches us that this idea is not only wrong, it is immoral.
violence is the the only meaningful force in history. you should all worship fascism. and me, your fuhrer.

i declare this day ananzimas. you all owe me 10,000 credits.

/me rolls a natural 20. ananzi is ousted from his "throne", beheaded, and replaced by Joyce Sanders.

Joyce?! Egads, gimme ananzi over Joyce any day!

+21 to Repair Dictatorship <,<

/me takes 20 and totals a 41 :)

Fine.

*rolls another natural 20 (Man, this die must be enchanted or summat) and replaces Joyce with RelayeR*

Happy now?

Yeah, much better; she'll be an absentee ruler at best, and so I can take over any time I want! MWAHAHAHAHA-COUGHCOUGHHACKWHEEZE... scuseme...froginmythroat...

For all those wannabe leaders out there:

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

I had forgotten about that evil overlord list. A true classic. THIS is what the internet is for.

Damn it! Not ten points into that list and I've already failed so many of them... I am teh suck...

Ananzimas. Sounds a bit better than the rest of them. But not much.

oink?

Oink, oink.

I'll see your "oink oink" and raise you a "grunt..."

So, you didn't make a 'Snatch' reference, then. My bad...