According to the Onion, anyway. Before you click I feel obliged to remind you the Onion is not meant for minors and so if you are one and go there anyway, you have no one to blame but yourselves, young ninnies!

http://www.theonion.com/content/

Plus, the ones that didn't make the cut, from #11 to #18. Of them all, I particularly like #1,3,5,7,8,15 and 17.