A guy in Texas witnesses a fender-bender. Hilarious.

- http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf

That's basically like an Aerna Seeker.

/me snickers

Who knew umbrellas could be so deadly? Of course we did, just not in those hands.

Highly dubious. I smell wacky radio DJ hijinks.

I can see myself running from old ladies whacking me with an umbrella. Laughing my ass off. I'm NOT going to punch an old lady. Even if she merits it.

I'd have her placed in a home!

Muhahahaaaaa!