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too @#$@#$ much
i had this dream
i was at my old school.
i was driving for some reason.
in a car. my moms car
.
i pulled out into traffic. fortunately it had more power than my car.
icould mege into traffic more easily.
i turned let. i drove.
i turned left.
as i turned left, i heard the distinct sound of evendetta-weapons (neutron?) about to hit me. missing me barely.
i thought to myself 'wow, ive been playing too much vendetta, if the traffic sounds like vendetta gun blasts barely missing me'
as i continued driving, turning produced this exact sound again.
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then i went into a tunnel some how. a cave if you will.
inside were bots thtat looked somewhat like
aputechs. or whatever. all those bots look very similar.
their big shiny nose. i hate that @#$#$ nose.
so impersonal and cold.
i shot a few of them.
they wer kicking my ass.
i tried to turn around. i got all ass backwards.
my viewpoint was from the front of my ship, or was it from the back? i couldnt figure out which way i was going. i went further in instead of coming out.
i put my sheild on. its a few seconds shield that saves you for a few seconds.
i was almost dying.
i made it out just in time.
i must have been at like really low health.
there i was on the grass.
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i went across the grass.
floating almost, fling.
in the middle of hte grass, near a hill, was a laptop.
it wasnt really a laptop. it was a kiosk.
i couldnt read it. i moved on. i went back to read it.
it said something about iowa university.
i had the impression i was on the campus of a girls college somewhere.
i walked on.
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before this, i had dreamed. i was in a classroom.
there were native americans there. it was a class.
bill gates was sitting there in the corner, observing.
a fat old white guy was earnestly at the front of the room in his shout/talk teaching style.
i t hink the class was something about ... symbolic logic, probably compilers and math stuff. he was starting out simple.
he was confusing as hell too. what an idiot.
i thought the students were not going to get it. they zinged out as soon as class was over. of course now that i think about it we used to do the same thing in college, zing out before class was over! ha ha.
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after class someone left a coat on the desk.
it said 'michigan' on the back.
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i walked out. i thought do i want to work for microsoft? bill gates is sitting in a classroom on the lowest level just watching.
but what was i doing there? i had graduated and i was there watching too. what would i say if someone asked me , or thought i was a student.
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i walked up the road carrying heavy bags. one was a laptop but there was no laptop in it. i was glad because the laptop woulda been hella heavy. even though itd be kinda cool to have one.
i heard music coming from some place. i thought i wonder what would happen if i played music, would people clap. i dont think the music i was hearing was that great. boring derivative predictable. then again i cant do chords very well or anything. not polished.
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the funny thing is that i went to a job interview near the universitty of michigan a few weeks ago. i thought i might get the job. but i didnt.
another funy thing is that at work we got a bunch of laptop bags without any laptops in them.
the last funny thing is that my originla title for this thread was 'too f#### much', it didnt even cross my mind that htis was a naughty word!
the moral of the story is that i played too much vencdeta, so that now i have dreams about driving a car where when i turn the corner, i heard vendetta neutrons going past me, and then i get stuck in caves in a spaceship i can see from the third person, full of aputech looking zobos.
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-part of the dream was in an old library. but im not sure.
i was at my old school.
i was driving for some reason.
in a car. my moms car
.
i pulled out into traffic. fortunately it had more power than my car.
icould mege into traffic more easily.
i turned let. i drove.
i turned left.
as i turned left, i heard the distinct sound of evendetta-weapons (neutron?) about to hit me. missing me barely.
i thought to myself 'wow, ive been playing too much vendetta, if the traffic sounds like vendetta gun blasts barely missing me'
as i continued driving, turning produced this exact sound again.
---------------
then i went into a tunnel some how. a cave if you will.
inside were bots thtat looked somewhat like
aputechs. or whatever. all those bots look very similar.
their big shiny nose. i hate that @#$#$ nose.
so impersonal and cold.
i shot a few of them.
they wer kicking my ass.
i tried to turn around. i got all ass backwards.
my viewpoint was from the front of my ship, or was it from the back? i couldnt figure out which way i was going. i went further in instead of coming out.
i put my sheild on. its a few seconds shield that saves you for a few seconds.
i was almost dying.
i made it out just in time.
i must have been at like really low health.
there i was on the grass.
-------
i went across the grass.
floating almost, fling.
in the middle of hte grass, near a hill, was a laptop.
it wasnt really a laptop. it was a kiosk.
i couldnt read it. i moved on. i went back to read it.
it said something about iowa university.
i had the impression i was on the campus of a girls college somewhere.
i walked on.
-----------
before this, i had dreamed. i was in a classroom.
there were native americans there. it was a class.
bill gates was sitting there in the corner, observing.
a fat old white guy was earnestly at the front of the room in his shout/talk teaching style.
i t hink the class was something about ... symbolic logic, probably compilers and math stuff. he was starting out simple.
he was confusing as hell too. what an idiot.
i thought the students were not going to get it. they zinged out as soon as class was over. of course now that i think about it we used to do the same thing in college, zing out before class was over! ha ha.
------------
after class someone left a coat on the desk.
it said 'michigan' on the back.
--------
i walked out. i thought do i want to work for microsoft? bill gates is sitting in a classroom on the lowest level just watching.
but what was i doing there? i had graduated and i was there watching too. what would i say if someone asked me , or thought i was a student.
===========
i walked up the road carrying heavy bags. one was a laptop but there was no laptop in it. i was glad because the laptop woulda been hella heavy. even though itd be kinda cool to have one.
i heard music coming from some place. i thought i wonder what would happen if i played music, would people clap. i dont think the music i was hearing was that great. boring derivative predictable. then again i cant do chords very well or anything. not polished.
-----------
the funny thing is that i went to a job interview near the universitty of michigan a few weeks ago. i thought i might get the job. but i didnt.
another funy thing is that at work we got a bunch of laptop bags without any laptops in them.
the last funny thing is that my originla title for this thread was 'too f#### much', it didnt even cross my mind that htis was a naughty word!
the moral of the story is that i played too much vencdeta, so that now i have dreams about driving a car where when i turn the corner, i heard vendetta neutrons going past me, and then i get stuck in caves in a spaceship i can see from the third person, full of aputech looking zobos.
-=---------=-----
-part of the dream was in an old library. but im not sure.
hmm thats an interesting dream. too bad you didnt dream killing bill gates.