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May 06, 2003 Suicidal Lemming link
I wanna pilot a cargo box!, i'd outfit it with rockets!

I would die of laughter!

"ahhh run from the cargo box with rockets!"
May 06, 2003 HumpyThePenguin link
rofl!
"A cargo box?" Id say, "really thats it?"
then I nuke you. >:D
May 06, 2003 Suicidal Lemming link
Then i swiftly fly up to you, cause i'm on your team and there is no freindly fire so i wouldn't be hurt, but you would! HAH! Cargo box: 1 Nuke: 0
May 06, 2003 sheepdog link
... if yous were cargo... i wouldnt kill you... i would kidnap you and sell you... in the s15 station. jesh... s15....
/me looks for rocket shooting cargo.
May 07, 2003 xochiluvr link
/me picks up a1k0n's cargo box and goes to sell him in sector three

***XhaLe of the Gold Nation captured a1kon!***
May 07, 2003 asphyxia link
I wonder how much you'd get for Suicidal Lemming widgets?? Not much i guess, they dont last very long....
May 07, 2003 StarFreeze link
ROFL nice analogy asphyxia :)
May 07, 2003 ctishman link
Why the worry? It's not the widget that's suicidal, only the lemming. Of course, you'll just have a bunch of lemming carcasses in crates when you reach your destination, but oh well.
May 07, 2003 Celebrim link
I have no idea what anyone is talking about, and I'm not sure I want it explained.
May 07, 2003 Pyro link
:D Maybe Verd's restaurant would buy them... *ducks* :P
May 07, 2003 HumpyThePenguin link
Dont lemmings mutiply all by themselves? Or is that hamsters?
May 07, 2003 Pyro link
Those are tribbles...
May 07, 2003 HumpyThePenguin link
er....same thing :D
May 08, 2003 Suicidal Lemming link
For the real life equivelent of tribbles, see rabits.

Oh and the lemming trade goods have a little tin on top of them, a pie tin! So the lemming inside will live for ages!
May 08, 2003 HumpyThePenguin link
Unless the pie tin is actually C-4
>:D
May 08, 2003 Suicidal Lemming link
Pardon my idiocy:
WHAT TYPE OF BLOODY LOONY WOULD MAKE PIE TINS OUT OF C-4?!?!?!

Thank you!
May 08, 2003 Pyro link
An evil one... Think of it this way: Pie contains many calories, and calories make you fat. Therefore, pie makes you fat. Making pie tins out of C4 makes explosions, and explosions severely hurt people. Therefore, making pie tins out of C4 severely hurts people. Severely hurt people eat less, and making pie tins out of C4 makes you eat less pie. Thus, making pie tins out of C4 is good for dieters! :P Mmmm... Logical disconnects...
May 08, 2003 ctishman link
Crap! He's absolutely right!
May 09, 2003 Suicidal Lemming link
Umm, if your body had to repair itself it would have to use enormous amounts of energy, it does, thus you would have to eat more.
May 09, 2003 HumpyThePenguin link
But enough C-4 and ouve lost 100% of your weight!
just to put it optimistically >:D