I ban Ryan because gerbil hurricanes sound awesome

Banning Snake7561 for thoughtless very danger.

I ban Arf for bad grammar

I ban Snk for lack of punctuation.

I ban Nahin for not being a psychotic potato dwarf.

I ban ryan for using the word "potato".

I ban rr for not spelling potatoe correctly.

I ban Harbinger for banning rr instead of Kierky

I ban Faille because her name looks like "Failed Coverall".

/me pirates all yer bans and banned meself! YARR!

I ban Blood for not opening with "I ban."

I ban taretny for banning him for that reason

I ban snake because reasons.

I ban TerranAmbassador because my kittens told me to, and they're too cute to say no to.

I ban Faille for thinking it is crazy for me to ban her because the ghost mice in my wall told me to.

Wait, that's not crazy, you should always do what the ghost mice say, they are our benevolent overlords!

I guess I have to ban rr for thinking I don't respect the wishes of the ghost mice...

I ban Faille because my kitties said that they are better than Faille's

I ban that other guy because I dunno.

I ban samwise for not being specific.

I ban TerranAmbassador because there's some food stuck in my tooth.