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Sad turkey day

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Nov 26, 2015 joylessjoker link
Let us bow our heads in remembrance of millions of turkeys that passed away today.

They were slaughtered and gutted en masse, possibly on a greater scale than the Holocaust. The perpetrators behind the insidious crimes committed against the race of turkeys must be found and tried. They must face justice, otherwise what good is humanity for?
Nov 26, 2015 TheRedSpy link
I blame America
Nov 26, 2015 Kierky link
I blame TRS
Nov 27, 2015 The_Catman link
They get another couple of weeks in England...
Nov 27, 2015 Death Fluffy link
I feel no guilt or shame. Those turkeys were an abomination before god and had it coming.
Nov 27, 2015 joylessjoker link
Murdering turkeys then quartering their corpses and eating them is a whole new level of evilness. Even the Nazi didn't go as far as that with Jews.
Nov 27, 2015 csgno1 link
Too soon.
Nov 27, 2015 Death Fluffy link
I think Reaver would be a more appropriate comparison given the context of the game... I'll leave it at that since there are children watching...
Nov 27, 2015 joylessjoker link
This game is rated "teen," so children aren't exactly allowed here. Speak your mind, fluffy.
Nov 27, 2015 Tripod war of the worlds link
Turkeys are poultry, they were raised and bred for meat. I own ducks,chickens,turkeys,quail, and a goose chickens and turkeys are some of the stupidest but interesting creatures on th planet.
Look at it from God's perspective. Their in a better place rar.
Nov 27, 2015 joylessjoker link
That was an extremely offensive and insensitive thing to say, tripod.

How would you feel if sapient aliens arrived on earth, and decided that human beings are stupid lowly animals but a delicacy, only worth breeding and harvesting for meat?
Nov 27, 2015 Death Fluffy link
Is that different in any meaningful way from the way the wealthy and politically powerful view the masses? Or lets even bring it down a notch, is that different in any meaningful way than the way mass marketers or useless shit view the general public?
Nov 27, 2015 joylessjoker link
Most certainly! The mass marketers and other useless shit don't gut you and consume your various body parts.
Nov 27, 2015 Death Fluffy link
You mean like a significant percentage of animals, insects and virus' before 10-30k years ago? If I imagine even further back, I find that I take a perverse yet satisfying pleasure in imagining myself gutting and consuming various body parts of an animal who's genetic ancestors most likely did the equivalent to my genetic ancestors. And someday, maybe the descendants of turkeys will again take special pleasure in devouring the carcass of my descendants...
Nov 27, 2015 Tripod war of the worlds link
Joylessjoker we are lions and the turkeys are antelope.
Nov 27, 2015 Death Fluffy link
bugger that!

/me is reavers... You really don't want to know what happened around my dinner table ;)
Nov 27, 2015 TheRedSpy link
If children arent allowed then why is greenwall here

Lololololol
Nov 27, 2015 greenwall link
HAHAHAHA
Nov 27, 2015 Dr. Lecter link
What the fuck?
Nov 27, 2015 Tripod war of the worlds link
Circle of life.