The following is an actual conversation I had with myself.

"I don't have split personalities, I've--"
"Yes you do!"
"Shut up Larry, shut up!"
"I don't feel like it!"
(Punches self into stupor)

SWAT Team rushes in, grabs the Stale MUffin and puts it ina statis pod and that pod into a Solitary Confiment cell with Auto-Turrets and 24 hr watch.

/me bribes one of the swat team to replace him with a muffin from the cafeteria and finds humself on a tray, about to be eaten

Humpy is eaten by teh deranged Sgt. SWAT. Who proceeds to choke on him, but when Sarge hurls, the acids destroy HumpytheMuffin!

/me becomes one with the acids and burns through the floor and makes a labrynth of underground tunnel, only big enough for muffins

/me creates an Underground Muffinization Movement(UMM) and invites muffins from many nations to aid in his cause

Hmm, no idea what you mean. All I know is that RPM Launchers are the weapon of choice for many of the SDF SWAT Team Officers. Oh well, problem solved. Humpy is no longer a threat to the Muffin Race!

/me gets all ethreal and wobbles around


I AM THE GHOST OF MUFFIN PAST!

http://www.muffinfilms.com/

Happy Thanksgiving! to all U.S.A. players. To everyone else... er... Happy Thursday! ^.^

EDIT: Removed goofy sing-along idea. Oh well. Thought it was a good idea at the time.

Happy turkey day to you too!

I am the muffin man! Almighty baker of muffins!

Two fisted muffin style! hyyyaaagghhh!!
/me attacks paedric with a muffin

(SDF SWAT Team) "Put the muffin on the ground now! Put it down and back away! Hands on top of your head!"

/me runs forwards and cuffs Humpy and loads him into the [SDF] Diligence (Centuar prison transport) and takes him to SDF Central Command, JAG Corps Office where he is charged with crimes against Muffins and Crimes against Humanity.

"HumpythePenguin, you have been guilty of Crimes Against Muffins, you have been sentenced to banishment to the Fringe of known space. May you suffer amongst your own kind there and never return to civilized space."

[SDF] Black 1
CO, SDF

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/me whips out the Muffin Cannon (like a bazooka only it fires Rocket Propelled Muffins (RPMs)) and shoots Humpy in the back killing him instantly!

mmmmm.... RPMs

/me whips out some chinese throwing-muffins and kills all the serco in the court with them

Muffin ninja away!

Bah. Emerge and apt-get work better. :P

/me hastily abandons the UMM to their fate and takes a few of his top muffins to the moon, where they raise armies of elite strike-muffins

/me finishes Humpy's "I AM THE GHOST OF MUFFIN PAST!" statement

I AM THE GHOST OF MUFFIN PAST!
TOUCH MY MUFFIN AND I KICK YOUR... *BEEP*

lol

-io

edit: is it ok if i make an Rocket Propelled Muffin Cannon and aimt it at a friends house?

/me gets an evil grin...

/me parks an SDF Stirke Fleet in orbit and launches fighter squadron after fighter squadron to drop bombs, missiles, rockets on the surface and the SDF Cruisers pummel the surface with all sorts of rockets and lazer fire while stopping any ship leaving with a pummeling of Geminis and Swarm Missiles.

Come on UMM, lets dance!!

/me wonders what a lazer is... :P

Mini-me, stop humping the laser...

/me puts all of the muffin soldiers into white armor and load em up into flying wedges

/me blasts teh SDF out of orbit