I got a skate board and a gf now all i need is a car drivers licens a house and diplomatic immunity and i will be set for life as well as a life time supplie of food and things to drink and a dog

I have a dog! Nyah nyah!

eruhm...I enjoy diplomatic emunity in Canada some of the time (for JROTC events that take us over the boarder)

and I got food!

I want to have your babies Santa.

ho ho holy sh**

Red Cactus, he never saided he needed a female mate, he already has one of those...

Nono, red cactus is the dog. ;P

Who says I'm female? /me cackles

And I'm not the dog, I'm the diplomatic immunity.

/me gets a restraining order agaisnt red cactus

/me violates it blatently.

/me moves to an undisclosed location where no one can find him and mines the entrance to it

/me climbs out from a moving box labeled "Spandex Suits" and goes to find Santa

oh...kay....

do they have a word for whats wrong with him? Because there's gotta be somthing...

DOCTOR! Give this man a lobotomy and lets move on...

/me poses as a doctor and removes red cactus' brain and feeds it to a dog named hannible.

not bad santa but those things are mighty expensive, but good luck with your family.

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/me survives without a brain and procedes to steal the dog name Hannibal and chuck it in the ocean after I drug it with chloroform

What's the matter Santa? Scared?