Yo mamas so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch

Why did Michael Jackson rush to Wal-Mart?
Because he heard kids pants were half-off!

Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.

"If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50."

"Sure," says the GM chairman. "But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?"

YES!!!

HA HA HA HA HA

/me goes back to his cave

want to hear a dirty joke?
a pig fell in the mud

to go with mcnuts joke
wanna here a clean joke ?
a pig took a bath with bubbles
wanna here a dirty joke?
bubbles is the girl next door

What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

"well well well"

What happened to the parachutist? He missed his "ripcord."

*giggle*. You'll never believe it, but I made that one up on the spot.

At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.

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