I hope you get shot. I hope the lil mo fo grows up, goes insain, and blows your frigging head off. Because that is the worst haircut ever. Here i sit, pretending to be working, like usual, and i got up to go see what's goin on outside (a day care brings it's kids here, and sometimes a good peice of ass is watching over them) and this kid has a mullet. I about died when i saw it, I've heard everyone say mullets suck. I've never actualy seen one before today, except on Joe Dirt, and let me tell you. They look waaaay more white trash in real life. We're talking down in the dumps white trash.

I seriusly hope this kid grows up and kills whoever gave him that haircut.

are you dissing mullets?

DIE BITCH!!!

j/k :p

ah, mullets. Everyone's least favorite haircut. There was some kid at my school when I was little with a mullet. I couldn't stand it then and I didn't even know what it was called. I always wondered, "Why do these friggin' boys have long hair?" and then I just thought about giving my "buddies" "thumbs-up" and forgot all about the mullet stuff. Did anyone else have the "I'm your buddy" thing at their school or did it when they were little? I did that in kindergarten (gah that always looks wrong) and then we gave each other thumbs-up. I was all cute like that then. or was it cute? The world might never know.

Just what is your problem Urza? Perhaps you should seek professional help. You have SERIOUS issues to work out (and I'm NOT "just kidding")!

*looks around deviously* www.mulletjunky.com

really, to decipher Urza's problem, we must first find the problem. Well, I guess that's happened. Urza's really weird, has too much time to do stuff, and obviously has a useful brain, so he comes up with all this stuff. (Note: See other threads. They contain more stuff. Yes, stupid stuff. Like Urzaish stuff. Moo.) and, so it leads us to this. Urza used some meaningful reasoning, realized that mullets are sucky hairdos and then verbally punched out the wearers. Thank you very much for listening to my interpretation of "Urza: When the Brain is Stuff!!!".