Use a can opener like everyone else.

All of these cartoons are stupid.

Do you want to kill him, or should I?

Kill him? That's far too nice.
*pulls out a set of knives, poisons, and other fun shtuff*

"All of these cartoons are stupid"
What cos you don't get the jokes and all that?

no because they pander to the lowest form of humor. I agree with him.

So do the Three Stooges, Charlie Chaplin, Harold Lloyd, Buster Keaton, Fatty Arbuckle, Laurel & Hardy, Abbott & Costello, Martin & Lewis, Road Runner, Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, Popeye, Tom & Jerry, Tweety & Sylvester, or pretty much any other *visual* (read slapstick) comedy that you can name.

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The scary part is that I have known people like that cracked jelly jar.